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The Anna Nicole Media Circus: Larry King’s Painting

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Anslarrylo

 A few years ago, Anna Nicole Smith painted a portrait of Larry King and presented it to him during an interview on his show. She told him it was a gift to celebrate his 45 years in broadcasting. The painting looked as though it was painted by a young child (which is why I liked it) and Larry didn’t know quite what to make of it. He looked somewhat shocked and finally said “You’re very good. You got a lot — this is a …


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Posted by 14February 20, 2007

The Anna Nicole Smith Media Circus: Chyna AKA Joanie Laurer

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One of the more interesting freaks starring in the Anna Nicole Media Circus is the trainwreck ex-wrestler Chyna Doll. Larry King’s producers somehow thought it was a good idea to invite her on the show to discuss her “friendship” with Anna Nicole. I’m sure Larry was looking for some insight into what it was like to be Anna Nicole’s friend, but what he and his viewers got instead was an embarrassing display of self-promotion, incoherent babbling and a snippy cat fight between Chyna …


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Posted by 14February 15, 2007

The Anna Nicole Smith Media Circus: Bobby Trendy

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 What is this little pink fluffy poof of satin and tulle that calls itself Bobby Trendy? I know he made a few appearances on The Anna Nicole Show, but why is he being dragged out and interviewed as though he’s some sort of authority on Anna Nicole’s life? Is it because he “decorated” her home with clever wisps of pink fabric and sparkles? I’m not sure what his relation to Anna Nicole is…all I know is that he’s got shiny pink swollen …


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Posted by 14February 14, 2007

The Anna Nicole Smith Media Circus: Prince Von Anhalt

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 Watching the frenzied media coverage of Anna Nicole’s tragic death is not unlike attending a carnival sideshow and gaping in awe at the collection of freaks and whackos on display. Many bizarre characters have crawled out of obscurity to “comment” on Anna Nicole’s untimely death, but what amazes me is how they use the occasion to talk about….themselves. I’ve created sideshow banners for some of the more entertaining characters featured in the Anna Nicole Smith Media Circus and will post a new …


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Posted by 14February 13, 2007