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Filed under: Beauty, Featured, Freak Show Posters

Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot them with great regularity as they multiply and invade the tony boutiques and cafes of Beverly Hills and beyond. Medium: acrylic, gouache and quantum entanglement on paper.

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Filed under: Beauty, Featured, Oprah

HOT PICK: Discarded Prepuce

Don’t let your looks get the shaft — snip away those fine lines with Foreskin for Your Skin!

Although the genesis and overwhelmingly sour smell of the cream initially made the Circus Hour team eloquently say, “Ew,” as soon as we heard ageless talk show hosts Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters were fans of the “collagen-rejuvenating” mucous membrane, we knew we couldn’t resist!

“It’s a bit ironic that this particular cream would erase wrinkles, but as long as Oprah endorses it, count me …

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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrity Endorsements, Featured

Those clever Swedes from Ikea have developed the first self-illuminating lamp by harnessing the glare reflected from Renee Zellweger’s cute little shiny face. It’s the perfect choice for those looking to green their home because it uses no electricity. Ikea has named the lamp Floöbjort, which means “endless sun” in Swedish and is an attractive addition to any home.

Inspired by yesterday’s media coverage in which two large UK newspapers pointed out the “shine” on Renee Zellweger’s face. The Daily Mail speculated the …

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Filed under: Babies, Featured, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art

PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: J.Lo & Newborn Twins!
(Oh, and Marc, too. )

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Written by Candy Kirby

Max and Emme are ready for their six-million-dollar close-up: We have your first look at Jennifer Lopez and her bundles of joy.

Remove your shoes, put on a surgical mask, and go inside their home as the 38-year-old star and husband Marc Anthony, 39, talk about parenthood and break out their finest bling for an exclusive family photo album. Plus Lopez opens up about her sleepless nights waiting for the wet nurse …

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Filed under: Crazy Clowns, Featured, Freak Show Posters, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art

Hurry, hurry, step right up and see the Tom Cruise, Scientologist, pictured in his natural environment on the distant planet Xorzax. Prepare to be amazed as the L. Ron Hubbard spaceship beams top-secret information from the Galactic Confederacy directly into Tom’s cerebral cortex and then marvel as Tom jumps around and cackles as he incoherently spews Hubbard’s thought rays out his mouth and into the collective consciousness of any Earthling that will listen. Many Earthlings simply ignore or find fleeting entertainment in …

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Filed under: Featured, Freak Show Posters, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art

Poor Paris, when will the unforgiving public start noticing her vast talent, her selfless contributions to society, her important brand status of “like, a businesswoman”….anything other than the fact she has huge hands, hypertrophied feet, a low dull hum of a personality, an oddly shaped behind (and we all know every unfortunate inch of her intimate parts thanks to the Internet) and her charming little wonk eye? She’s a brand, folks. Don’t you understand? She’s one of America’s most …

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