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Ryan Seacrest to Become an Iconic American Brand

Filed under: Desperate Clowns, Media

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Tumbling into the chasms left behind by Paris Hilton’s footprints, Ryan Seacrest is the newest “professional personality” with ambitions to dominate the world with his brand. Even though the name “Seacrest” sounds like a “waterfront retirement village”, the brand name still manages to be paid an estimated $12.5 million to host Idol, was given a three-year $21 million deal with E! Network to cover red carpet events, has been included in People Magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful Frogs People”, and was declared the new King of All Media by Details magazine. Whew!

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Posted by 14March 24, 2008

Must-Miss TV:  Dina Lohan’s Reality Show Added to Schedule

Filed under: Desperate Clowns, Lindsay Lohan, Television

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Dina Lohan continues to milk the cash cow that is her offspring, having managed to officially score a spot on E!’s summer line-up with her reality show, Living Lohan.

The series will follow Dina as she juggles everyday life with managing 14-year-old daughter Ali’s entertainment career. Ali, as we all know, wants to follow in her sister’s esteemed footsteps of singing, acting and boozing – and plans to record songs at Las Vegas’ Palms Casino on the show. Because there’s no better place …


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Posted by CandyMarch 4, 2008