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douche (doosh) n.
1. A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.
2. The application of a douche.
3. An instrument for applying a douche.
4. 
This guy.
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Pittify (pǐt`ə-fī)
tr.v. pitt·i·fied, pitt·i·fy·ing, pitt·i·fies
1. To match one’s hat with facial hair
2. To take the technical phrase, “matchy-matchy,” to a whole new level
Sentence usage:
“What a metrosexual — he even pittified!”
See also:
Dave Navarro; Samuel L. Jackson
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Beyoncé performs at Madison Square Garden
Beyoncé (bē-yôn-sā)
Adj.
1. Natural beauty
Noun
1. One who eschews the artificial in favor of a look not altered, treated, or disguised
2. One who is certainly not competing for a spot in Madam Tussauds’ Wax Museum
Sentence usage:
“No spider lashes for me today; I’m going Beyoncé.”
[French, from Latin naturalis]
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Kard-ASS-ian (kärd ăs`ē-ĕn)
n.
1. One who attracts media attention primarily by flaunting her ass
2. One whose ass appears to have swallowed Beyoncé’s booty
See also: Jessica Biel; Jennifer Lopez; Niecy Nash; badonkadonk; junk-filled trunk
3. One who is an ass for befriending the likes of Paris Hilton
Synonyms: Nicole Richie; Kimberly Stewart; Brandon Davis
Usage: Did you see that …
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Record producer Scott Storch and “Firecrotch” originator Brandon Davis
Sun·asses (sŭn’ăs´es)
n.
1. Sunglasses that are worn to look cool, but actually make the subject look like an ass
See also:
The Olsen Twins; Flavor Flav; those that wear sunglasses at night; Diddy
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Victoria Beckham at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards in London
Posh (pŏsh)
v., posh, posh·ing, posh·es
1. To spend an exorbitant amount of money on looking as tasteless as possible
2. To take “tacky” and “campy” to new heights
Synonyms: hoochie, Britney, Jordan, hooker chic
Sentence usage: “Before we hit the gala tonight, I have to Posh.”
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Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe at the “Major Moviestar” Party in Cannes
Papa Joe pa·pa (päp, p-pä) joe (jō)
n. informal
1. An inappropriately amorous man, especially a family member
v.
1. To ogle creepily and inappropriately
Synonyms (noun): pervert, deviant, “Double D” lover
Sentence usage (verb): “Gross! Did you see the way he just Papa Joe’d me?”
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