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Holy Candy TV:  Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Scientologist & Candy on Candy, Smartassologist

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Week of January 21, 2008 highlights: Tom Cruise saves the world; Oprah Winfrey owns the world; Lindsay Lohan works with people who have left this world; and Britney Spears rocks my world.


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Posted by CandyJanuary 21, 2008

Holy Candy TV:  A Tom Cruise Scientology Video-Inspired Slideshow!

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Tired of the rerun wasteland known as TV? Or at least eager for something to pass the time till the next Rock of Love airs? Well, look no further…

By the power invested in me by Xenu, I present a slideshow certain to haunt your dreams tonight — yes, even more than that picture of Clay Aiken channeling Willy Wonka in Spamalot — which was inspired by Tom Cruise, Scientologist and by the chilling “alien transmission” music composed by 14, Gallery of the Absurdist.

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Posted by CandyJanuary 17, 2008

Holy Candy TV:  The Most Fascinating Celebrity Treasures of 2007!

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Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Barbara Walters ain’t got nothin’ on Candy, who turns the spotlight on those celebrity items and talents that aren’t normally celebrated on “best of” lists — but have weaseled their way into our hearts nonetheless — with an end-of-year Holy Candy TV special:

“The Most Fascinating Celebrity Treasures of 2007″!


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Posted by CandyDecember 20, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Sherri Shepherd on Pre-Dinosaur Jesus and Paris Hilton’s Worm Lips!

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Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of December 5, 2007 highlights: Sherri Shepherd believes nothing predates Jesus; Jenna Jameson opens a bar in — where else? — a former whorehouse; and biologists unearth a frightening new species of worm.

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Posted by CandyDecember 5, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Tyra Talks to Vaginas; Clooney and Fabio Rumble; and Hallmark Schools Paris!

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Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of Nov. 13, 2007 highlights: Tyra Banks gets close with a vulva puppet; George Clooney gets in a catfight with Fabio; and Paris Hilton gets bitch-slapped by Hallmark.


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Posted by CandyNovember 13, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Firecrotch Strikes Again & Candy Makes a Desperate Plea!

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Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of October 25, 2007 highlights: Britney Spears finally gets her priorities in order; some women borrow books — Lindsay Lohan borrows other chicks’ men; and Candy has a tearful meltdown.


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Posted by CandyOctober 25, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  True Love Edition!

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Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of October 15 highlights: Pamela Anderson finds true love with a sex tape “entrepreneur”; Charlie Sheen falls head over latex for a blow-up doll; and Candy falls deeper in love with… the cinema… after watching Michael Clayton.


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Posted by CandyOctober 15, 2007