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It started out like any other day for Jesse. He brushed his brows from his eyes, gave his rock-hard moobies a satisfied glance and wondered aloud, “Might this be it? Might this be the day I convince the blog world I’m a raging heterosexual?”

Frustrated that the world couldn’t recognize his overwhelming virility, Jesse yelled to his assistant:

“Grandma! Pour me some orange juice, dammit! With just a splash of cran.”

While making his pecs dance to the Desperate Housewives theme later that day, Jesse was struck with a thought. At …