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Hope you did your (tabloid) reading last night, kids. Because it’s pop quiz time!

Brooke Hogan chose this ensemble for the opening of Danny DeVito’s restaurant in South Beach because:

1. She couldn’t peel the dress off after trying it on at Trashy Lingerie

2. RuPaul offered the dress from her closet; Brooke was too kind to turn her down

3. Danny DeVito promised to wear the same dress and reenact a scene from “Twins” with her (and then “forgot”)

4. She hoped the statue-chic look would remind people to vote for her come Grammy …

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Hope you’ve done your celebrity homework, folks — because it’s pop quiz time!

Calum Best at the opening of Diesel’s Melrose Place flagship store in L.A.

Lindsay Lohan’s occasional boy-toy and British tabloid regular Calum Best is:

1. Showing how many lines of coke he snorted before the party

2. Counting how many remaining days of fame he has

3. Tallying how many original thoughts he’s ever had

4. Explaining to the photographer that after classical times, the Latin “V” came to be pronounced like the English “V,” losing its phonetic resemblance to “U”

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While walking to the dance studio today, Britney was guarding what so closely to her chest?

1. Pictures of Sean-P and Jayden-J (to remind her what they look like)
2. A secret stash of Cheetos
3. The address of a shoe store (provided by a paparazzo tired of photographing those boots)
4. The rest of her shirt
5. Her heart from those gold-digging backup dancers that make her swoon
6. None of the above — she’s just copping a feel

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