Archive for the ‘Pop Quizzes’ Category
Filed under: Celebrities, Media, Pop Quizzes
Put on your thinking caps, guys! Because it’s pop quiz time!
W magazine decided to make Gwyneth Paltrow look like THIS because:
1. Corpse-chic lips never go out of style;
2. Their good friend, the ’70s, said it was okay to borrow its look;
3. They were inspired by a song on the radio that day: “Dude Looks Like a Lady”;
4. They needed something to distract readers from giggling childishly at the headline, “Woman on Top: Jodie Foster…”
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Filed under: Babies, Pop Quizzes
While hanging with mom Katie Holmes in Berlin, Suri Cruise was thinking what at this moment?
1. Bee-yotch stole my look.
2. Why do YOU get to wear sunglasses?
3. That Crème de l’Alien really DOES do wonders for your skin!
4. When are you going to tell me the truth about Dad and Uncle John?
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Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion, Pop Quizzes
Beyoncé bought this Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork Bag (retail: $45,352; composed of samples of 15 different LV handbags; only four available in the U.S.) because:
1. She thought it was cool she could also hide a cup holder in there;
2. She plans to take it to a therapist for its identity crisis;
3. She’s always wanted a mobile tribute to static cling;
4. Andre Leon Talley told her it’s the chicest “must-have” accessory since metallic boleros;
5. Well, what else was she supposed to do with that extra $45,000 lying around? Duh!…
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Filed under: Fashion, Pop Quizzes
Katie Holmes wore these pants while playing with Suri in Berlin because:
1. They also serve as a tent, should they try to escape the Cruise compound and find themselves homeless;
2. Katie hides her family and friends under there — the only way she can maintain contact with them;
3. Katie couldn’t bear to throw away her old Catholic school girl skirts — and fashioned these pants out of them;
4. Posh told her they were flattering — and Katie failed to pick up on her sarcasm, because most everything British people say …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Pop Quizzes
Britney Spears is saying “Give me a ‘V’ for _______”…?
1. Valedictorian (of her one-person GED class)
2. Valtrex
3. Virginal Years (when she had a still-promising career)
4. Vendetta (against her mom)
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Ethan Hawke at the Los Angeles Film Festival screening of “The Hottest State”
Ethan is doing what here?
1. Paying homage to the canceled UPN sitcom, “The Mullets“
2. Practicing for any future mug shots
3. Remembering the critics’ response to “Great Expectations”
4. Giving Leelee Sobieski a run for her money in the “Best Serial Killer Gaze” competition
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Evangeline Lilly is doing what here?
1. Telling us how many minutes it will take till she’s back to “taking calls from single, lonely guys” again once Lost is canceled
2. Doing her best Britney Spears impression
3. Indicating how many showers she’s had in the past week
4. Showing how many Lost characters will be eaten by polar bears this season
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