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The only thing tackier than rapper Lil Wayne’s Louis Vuitton carryall birthday cake is:
1) A Louis Vuitton holiday fruitcake;
2) A cigar cake for former President Clinton;
3) Eva Longoria’s tampon wedding cake;
4) A Sugar Tit-shaped cake for Mel Gibson;
5) An anniversary cake for Brangelina with Jen’s face scanned on it; OR…
6) None of the above. It’s actually __________.
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Filed under: Brangelina, Pop Quizzes
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie look so THRILLED to be at the NYC premiere of Jesse James because:
1) They’re tired of listening to dialogue like, “poetry don’t work on whores,” for the umpteenth time;
2) It’s been scientifically proven that 4 kids + countless media events = no sex;
3) They’re trying to figure out how to tell the kids the world is actually FLAT;
4) One of the photographers yelled, “Say JEN!” before taking their picture;
5) They’re mourning the demise of Mickey Mouse; OR…
6) None of the above. They’re ____________.
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Kate Walsh is making this face at Entertainment Weekly’s pre-Emmys celebration because:
1) She’s showing off why her new husband is a lucky man, indeed;
2) That woman is goosing her;
3) She’s recalling a particularly funny joke on Holy Candy;
4) Somebody asked her how she reacted to Isaiah Washington getting the ax;
5) She’s preparing to swallow T.R. Knight whole;
6) She just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico; OR…
7) None of the above. She is ____________.
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Hope you’ve brushed up on your Olsen Twins trivia, kids! Because it’s pop quiz time…
Mary-Kate Olsen is wearing these sandals because:
1. She’s auditioning for the new season of American Gladiators;
2. She’s bringing S&M Jellies back;
3. They used to be boots, but partially melted in the Los Angeles heat (it is HOT here!);
4. They also double as a basket for her cigarettes and Starbucks’ cups;
5. She thought the funky tan lines would finally distinguish her from Ashley; OR…
6. Well, what else would she wear with that scarf?
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Filed under: Brangelina, Pop Quizzes
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take the kids (sans Shiloh) to an art store in NYC
Maddox looks ready to open a can of whoop-ass because:
1. He requested the “Stamos cut,” not the mohawk;
2. He believes heels would have more stylishly accessorized his mom’s outfit;
3. He wanted watercolors to recreate Monet’s “Waterlilies,” not the silly box of Crayolas they bought him;
OR…
4. That creepy dude peering at them through the window could use a proverbial can.
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Vince Vaughn’s fly is open because:
1. He wants to show off how he’s color-coordinated his boxers with his flannel;
2. When you’re a ladies’ man like Vince, it’s easier to leave it open “just in case”;
3. When you consume as many drinks as Vince, it’s easier to leave it open “just in case”;
4. He needed some way to compete with his friend’s, um, flashy ensemble;
5. He wanted to remind Jen of what a classy hunk of man she lost;
6. Laundry day is way overdue, so he wanted to “air things out”;
OR…
7. …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
The most troubling part of this picture of Jessica Alba in Vancouver is:
1. She is Hollywood’s definition of “curvy” (?!);
2. She has color-coordinated her dog’s leash with her pants;
3. Colored jeans are “in” and Candy looks like a damn fool in them (sorry, that’s a personal one);
4. There is no pooper scooper in sight;
OR…
5. Nothing. She’s perfect. Which is fuc*ing troubling, all right.
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