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Vince Vaughn hasn’t plucked his nose hairs because:
1) He plans to hang ornaments on them for the holidays;
2) He screwed the sorority chick before he could get the trimmer Jen promised him for Christmas last year;
3) You never know when you might need some floss;
4) He already exerted all his energy remembering to zip up his fly;
5) He asked Santa for a trimmer, but he’s been more naughty than nice;
6) He likes to tickle women’s cheeks with ‘em when he’s “closing the deal”;
7) None of the …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are making that face at the American Music Awards because:
1) Zac Efron dared them to dump a handful of Sour Patch Kids in their mouths before entering the press room;
2) Someone asked them to do an impression of Lisa Rinna;
3) That’s their version of a “friendly” air kiss;
4) A reporter asked them to demonstrate what they do on the casting couch;
5) None of the above. It’s ___________________.
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Pop Quizzes
Britney’s new “look” is a result of:
1) The remains of a Starbucks Pomegranate Frappuccino;
2) Applying lipstick while driving the car over a paparazzo’s foot;
3) Restylane injected by Dr. Jan Adams;
4) The lingering effects of having been “friends” with Paris;
5) A faulty crystal meth pipe (hope she kept the warranty!); or…
6) None of the above. It’s ______________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Denise Richards didn’t apply tanner on her feet for the “Instant Shape” launch because:
1) She got another lovely e-mail from Charlie right before she got to them;
2) Most people don’t look down that far;
3) She was originally going to wear go-go boots to match her hair;
4) She’s often sticking her foot in her mouth;
5) None of the above. I think ___________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
The photographer caught Jonathan Rhys Meyers just as:
1) He realized he forgot to apply the rest of his facial hair;
2) He swallowed a big wad of Hubba Bubba;
3) His emergency hair gel sprung a leak in his pants pocket;
4) He realized he mistakenly put on his girlfriend’s boots (see below pics);
5) None of the above. Jonathan actually __________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Anne is using that bag because:
1) She’s carrying a pair of pants that actually fit her boyfriend’s crotch;
2) She’s hiding the bodies of Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, so she now has a shot at the top roles;
3) She’s covering the fact she’s having a “bloated” day;
4) The 6 ft. x 9 ft. version wasn’t available;
5) You never know when you might need some extra space to carry around a small Asian family;
6) None of the above. Anne’s actually using that bag because _______________.
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A second after this picture was taken of Prince William and Kate Middleton leaving Boujis nightclub at 2 a.m., Prince William:
1) Hurled his six pints of Bass Pale Ale;
2) Yelled “I’m king of the world!”… then passed out;
3) Searched for the dropped condom on the floor;
4) Started crying on Kate’s lap about his receding hairline;
5) Drunk-dialed Harry and asked him if his “refrigerator is running?”;
6) Made it clear to Kate that this was JUST about break-up sex, nothing more;
7) None of the above. Prince William actually _______________.
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