Archive for the ‘Pop Quizzes’ Category
Filed under: Pop Quizzes, TomKat
Kat(i)e Holmes was using this Birkin bag in NYC because:
1) She needed to carry Tom around ’cause his lifts were hurting his feet;
2) Sitting next to the sunglasses, it actually didn’t look that big;
3) It’s Katie’s get-away bag, containing Suri and extra cash, as well as the keys to her parents’ house AND to her mainframe;
4) She got roped into carrying Paris Hilton’s shoes;
5) She needed something to hold the rest of her Carol Channing costume;
6) None of the above. She _____________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Jamie Foxx is doing what here in Las Vegas?
1. Preparing for his role in the Booty Call sequel, Boobie Call;
2. Proving that dry humping women’s asses in clubs isn’t, in fact, the most obnoxious thing that men can do;
3. Testing the theory about the magnetic force surrounding silicone;
4. Generously offering free breast exams for all Vegas strippers;
5. Making sure it’s firm enough to hold his appletini;
6. None of the above. Jamie is ______________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Uma Thurman made this, um, curious choice in handwear because:
1) She likes to be prepared in case she’s confronted with a hot plate;
2) She’s getting in character for her next role: Sebastian in the live-action version of The Little Mermaid;
3) She mistook Paris Hilton’s slippers for a pair of mittens;
4) She wanted us to focus on an accessory other than Britney’s boots;
5) None of the above. She _____________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Owen looks so “happy” in this picture with Woody Harrelson in Peru because:
1) He wants to show that Harrelson isn’t the only one who should be called “Woody”;
2) Naturally, the Butterscotch Stallion is hung like a horse;
3) He’s giving Woody an early Christmas “package”;
4) Nothing turns him on more than a naked head;
5) He’s starring in yet another sequel, Meet the Cockers;
6) None of the above. He’s pitching a tent because _________________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Renée Zellweger is posing like this at a press event for Bee Movie in Rome because:
1) She feels she deserves a hug after all the crap she’s taken for her new hairdo;
2) That sneaky woman has a deal with Cartier Watches;
3) It’s hard to stay warm when you have zero percent body fat;
4) She just realized she forgot to wear nipple petals;
5) Who cares — anything is better than the pit pose;
6) None of the above. It’s because _____________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Carrot Top wore kneepads to the Gene Simmons roast last night because:
1) As a “gift,” he got on his knees to “smoke” Gene at the roast;
2) He wants to preserve the only part of his body that hasn’t been under the knife;
3) He also plays goalie for the National Clown Soccer Team;
4) He needs them when bouncers throw his uninvited ass out of red-carpet events;
5) None of the above. He’s wearing them because ______________.
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Filed under: Babies, Pop Quizzes
Salma Hayek’s baby girl, Valentina Pinault, is smirking because:
1) She knows she has a bigger inheritance than Shiloh, Suri and Violet combined;
2) Her mom has bigger chi-chis than Angelina, Katie and Jen combined;
3) She’s practicing her red carpet “look” for when she launches her own reality show, fragrance and clothing line;
4) She just passed gas;
5) None of the above. She _________.
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