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Sophia Bush is doing what here with Austin Nichols at NYC Fashion Week?

1) Climbing the trunk of his One Tree Hill;

2) Trying to find her last caramel apple martini, which she clearly needs;

3) Falling for the ol’ “There’s a party in my pants” line (been there, sister);

4) Showing him how Paris Hilton “auditioned” for her part in The Hottie and The Nottie;

5) None of the above. Sophia is _______________.

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The cheesiest celebrity endorsement to date is:

1) Rihanna’s new umbrella (ella, ella, ella) line at Macy’s;

2) Katherine Heigl’s collection of medical scrubs;

3) Jeff Foxworthy’s “premium” beef jerky;

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4) The Bruce Willis Chia Head.

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Which of these strikes the most fear in you:

1) Hannah Montana’s inevitable world domination;

2) Scientologists’ pursuit of world domination;

3) Claymates’ very vocal belief that Clay rules the world;

4) Michael Flatley’s Lord of the Dance;

5) Rachael Ray’s knife collection, with “sharper edges than [she’s] ever had before!”

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Katherine Heigl looks like this outside of Katsuya in Hollywood because:

1) She just learned her dress is not flame retardant;

2) Ed McMahon just told her she’s won ten million dollars, and she’s excitedly yelling in response, “Oh, my God — you’re still alive?!”

3) Britney is sauntering by in one of her elegant see-through ensembles;

4) Someone informed her there really is something in the Hollywood water that causes unexpected pregnancies;

5) Even she can’t believe people actually paid money to see 27 Dresses;

6) None of the above. She …

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Former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland is thinking:

1. This is the last time I shop at House of Dereon.

2. I feel like I forgot something. Locked the door…? Check. Trashed Dreamgirls DVD basket Beyoncé sent me for Christmas…? Check. Put on pants…? Uh-oh.

3. When the hell will people stop calling me “former Destiny’s Child singer”? Beyoncé doesn’t have to put up with that crap.

4. Okay, this is usually the part where my teeth fall out and Richard Simmons enters the stage on a pink …

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Jamie Foxx looks like this because:

1) He thought it was a more flattering look than the Ronald Reagan masks his fellow Bank of America robbers used;

2) He had to shave his mustache after losing a bet that he couldn’t go more than a day without breaking into song: “She take my money/when I’m in need…”;

3) He’s starring in BET’s next BlackBuster Movie entitled, “A Man of Many Hats: The Samuel L. Jackson Story”;

4) The salesman at Spencer’s promised those “x-ray” glasses really would help him see through …

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Lindsay Lohan looks like this because:

1) Her doctor recommended some fresh air for her cheeks after suffocating them in leggings for 92 straight days;

2)  Her ass is tired of her boobs getting all the attention;

3) Her shirt is trying to hide in embarrassment from being worn as a dress;

4) She is getting in character for her next movie, I Know Who Mooned Me;

5) Three words: Playtex Product Placement;

6) None of the above. It’s because ____________.

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