Archive for the ‘Pop Quizzes’ Category
Filed under: Babies, Jennifer Lopez, Pop Quizzes
This is even worse than school, isn’t it? Well, I hope you’ve brushed up on your daily tabloid reading, because we’re putting you on the spot with this all-important question:
Which of these rumors about Jennifer Lopez’s parenting skills has NOT been reported?
1) She requires people to wear surgical masks before meeting Max and Emme;
2) She hired six bodguards to watch the twins 24 hours/day;
3) She has retained a professional baby masseuse and a trained color therapist for them;
4) She bought two small Shetland ponies for the babies….
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Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Pop Quizzes
Jessica Simpson’s sweater looks like that because:
1) The stylish star wanted holes to accessorize the ones in her head;
2) Papa Joe’s nails are sharper than you think;
3) It keeps getting caught in her earrings;
4) She wanted to distract from the fact that she stole Madonna’s old gloves;
5) Some Cowboys fans didn’t appreciate how she leads Tony Romo around by his nipples;
6) None of the above. It looks like that because ____________.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
Sylvester Stallone is doing what here?
1) Belatedly auditioning for the role of Pizza Delivery Boy in “I’m fu*king Ben Affleck“;
2) Responding to the request, “Raise your hand if you love Botox!”;
3) After unsuccessfully trying to smile, he is expressing joy by “raising the roof” instead:
4) Waiting for you to give him “your tired, your poor/your huddled masses…“;
5) None of the above. Sly is ______________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Whose angry music are you most looking forward to: Post-Ryan Reynolds Alanis Morissette or Post-Carey Hart Pink?
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Filed under: Babies, Jennifer Lopez, Pop Quizzes
Congratulations to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, who welcomed twins on Thursday — a baby boy and baby girl. Awwww. Precious.
In honor of J.Lo finally popping out her kids, we thought we would pop a quiz on YOU.
The question: For Jennifer, the best part of having her babies is:
1) Cha-ching! Hello, $6-million deal with People! (Eat your $1.5 million heart out, Xtina.);
2) Finally having a captive audience for Gigli;
3) Her ass will no longer be jealous of her stomach getting all the …
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Miley Cyrus is doing what here?
1) Seeing what Aretha Franklin looks like without her structural support system;
2) Using that ol’ “Mean Girls” trick of standing next to someone to make yourself look skinnier (but gushing to the other person that they look “so awesome!”);
3) Showing us the inspiration for her song, “Bigger Than Us“;
4) Getting advice for the next installment of Hannah Montana about her secret life as a sumo wrestler;
5) None of the above. She is _____________.
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Which Celebrity Wannabe most needs to GIVE IT UP ALREADY?!
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt as Audrey Hepburn;
2. Christina Aguilera as Marilyn Monroe;
3. Paris Hilton as Princess Sluterella;
4. Tom Cruise as Moe.
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