Archive for the ‘Pop Quizzes’ Category
Filed under: Beauty, Paris Hilton, Pop Quizzes
The most awesome part about Paris Hilton’s fake hair, “The Bandit,” is:
1) It’s got the same name as a dog with its own MySpace page;
2) Free crabs with each purchase!;
3) “Every Time” is spelled incorrectly;
4) Raquel Welch is gonna have to bust a cap in Paris’ ass now;
5) None of the above. The most awesome part is ____________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Mischa Barton is dressed like this because:
1) She’s preparing to take over the lead role in the American Pimp sequel;
2) Well, she needs to find some way to stay warm in L.A.’s chilly 70-degree weather;
3) She’s clearly STILL high;
4) She thinks “The O.C.” stands for “Ostentatious Cat”;
5) None of the above. Mischa looks like that because ____________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, is thinking what in this picture?
1) Wow, it was totally worth selling my soul to the devil for this;
2) Is my wife getting ready to play the lead in Finding Nemo: The Live Action Version?;
3) Good! She doesn’t notice I’m taking a twenty out of her purse right now;
4) Why did that photographer just say I reminded her of her dirty uncle?;
5) None of the above. He’s thinking ______________.
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Filed under: George Clooney, Pop Quizzes
In this picture of George Clooney at the Leatherheads premiere, he is doing what?
1) Scolding the photographer who just complimented him on his “lovely daughter”;
2) Saying “pull my finger!”;
3) Counting the number of committed relationships he’s had in the past decade;
4) Making his girlfriend pretend to laugh with a corny joke about her dress: “Flapper? I hardly knew her!”;
5) None of the above. George is __________________.
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Filed under: Media, Pop Quizzes
Us Weekly features so many articles about Heidi Montag because:
1) Blonde fame-seekers with fake boobs are such a unique concept in Hollywood;
2) Ken Baker would like to take a ride on those Hills;
3) They needed something to replace their standard “Poor Jen Aniston Cries Over Brad and Angelina!” headlines;
4) “US” actually stands for “Ubiquitous Simpletons”;
5) None of the above. It’s because _______________.
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
CoCo’s breasts look like this because:
1) Her plastic surgeon also dabbles in pottery;
2) The milk in that CoCo has gone bad;
3) What do you mean? They’re as God intended, just like her ass;
4) The indentations make them easier to hold onto in case of drowning emergency;
5) I don’t know, but I’m suddenly hungry for monster-sized potatoes;
6) None of the above. They look like that because __________.
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
Kelly Rowland has finally fessed up to getting breast implants, telling People that:
“I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2. That would look nuts.” One reason she did it was to fit into designer outfits: “This one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out! I put it on and I looked SO good! I’m so happy. I feel complete.”
Which part of this story is most unbelievable:
1) She …
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