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Pieces of Candy:  Hump Day Edition

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Jennifer Love Hewitt says bikini pictures made her “embarrassed.” Aw, that ain’t nothin’ to be embarrassed about! Heartbreakers, on the other hand… [Celebrity Smack]

Amanda Bynes says she is too savvy to succumb to industry perverts. In response, James Woods said, “Darn!” [Fatback]

This week’s Star magazine cover declares Britney Spears is INSANE! All-caps reserved for the especially insane. [popbytes]

Pete Wentz doesn’t think girls need make-up to be hot. Which is his sneaky way of keeping it all for himself. [Gabby …


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Posted by CandyJanuary 9, 2008

Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition

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Today’s links brought to you by 14’s studio assistant, Abigail…

Brad Pitt smokes pot with Steve-O? How despicable! Where can I join them? [Celebrity Smack]

With mayors like this, Arnold Schwarzenegger may want to look into becoming governor of Oregon next. [Gabby Babble]

Death by wiener. What a way to go. [POTP]

Janet Jackson’s new music video. One-piece bodysuit ensures no “wardrobe malfunctions.” [popbytes]

Tara Reid takes a perfectly sober snooze while standing up. [Evil Beet]

Taylor Hicks …


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Posted by CandyJanuary 8, 2008

Pieces of Candy: Monday Edition

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Pax Jolie-Pitt appears to share my allergy to manual labor. [Ayyyy!]

Dr. Phil cancels his Brit intervention show. Well, Dr. Phil, “sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.” Whatever the hell that means. [CS]

Heidi Montag shows off her man-made hills in Maxim. [POTP]

Win Season Four of The L-Word! Of course, I’m more a fan of the F-word. [popbytes]

Ruby Maguire does not look like she approves of her dad’s biker capris. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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Posted by CandyJanuary 7, 2008

Pieces of Candy: TGIF Edition

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Amy Winehouse and her hubby are set to renew their wedding vows — in prison. “To have and to hold, until visiting hours are over…” [Ayyyy!]

Elisha Cuthbert shows us her I.Q. [Fatback & Collards]

Britney Spears loses her visitation rights. They’re probably in the back of the closet, along with her sanity (always the last place you look). [Celebrity Smack]

Paris Hilton is an equal opportunity Herpes spreader. [Gabby Babble]

Diane Keaton discusses why men scare her. Probably because men who are …


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Posted by CandyJanuary 4, 2008

Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition

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Gallery of the Absurd tackles Paris Hilton’s wine in a can ad. She looks just as appealing as her beverage! [GOTA]

Hugh Jackman puts the “MMMM” in DILF. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Nicole Richie saw the doctor after growing “light-headed and dizzy” over the holidays.  The doc likely suggested eating a full meal. [Celebrity Smack]

Congratulations to Vivica A. Fox for having the first sex tape scandal of ‘08! [POTP]

Paris Hilton cozies up to Larry Birkhead. Of course, she cozies up to any… head. […


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Posted by CandyJanuary 3, 2008

Pieces of Candy:  New Year’s Eve Edition

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As you can see, Candy’s continuing to have a fun vay-cay in Rio, where she’s toasting all of you delightful Holy Rollers and exercising her liver for tonight’s New Year’s Eve beach party. In the meantime, be sure to watch her picks for 2007’s “Top 10 Celebrity Treasures”!  [YouTube]

Christina Aguilera’s baby bump finally looks like it almost weighs more than her makeup! Almost. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Nicole Kidman is neither with child nor facial expression. [Celebrity Smack]

A hot remix of Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” — which many drunkards …


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Posted by CandyDecember 31, 2007

Pieces of Candy:  Live from Rio Edition

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Candy’s having a fantastic time in Rio so far — as you can see, she’s already acquired a nice tan!

More details about Mischa Barton’s DUI arrest. Rehab sure to follow. [POTP]

The new video for Sheryl Crow’s “Love is Free.” Easy for her to say, responded Paul McCartney. [popbytes]

David Schwimmer has problems committing to women, razors. [Ayyyy!]

Natalie Portman designing a line of vegan-friendly shoes unlikely to find their way onto an Olsen foot any time soon. [Celebrity Smack]

Flaunt magazine “gets big” with Eric …


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Posted by CandyDecember 29, 2007