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Johnny Depp clearly isn’t familiar with the overused Coco Chanel saying about taking off one accessory. [Celebrity Smack]
In today’s clever tabloid headlines: “Eminem starting to look like an M&M.” Ha! Get it? And in next week’s issue: “Slim Shady Not So Slim!” [POTP]
Pamela Anderson is “no longer pregnant.” Translation: TMZ isn’t so great at admitting mistakes. [Gabby Babble]
Angelina Jolie’s first husband Johnny Miller is Eli Stone. But to me, he’ll always be Angelina’s first husband. [popbytes]
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Pamela Anderson to create a lingerie line. Um, I’d prefer that she keep her hands off my private parts, thankyouverymuch. [Celebrity Smack]
Suri Cruise checks out Jerry Seinfeld’s Porsche collection, asks “What is the DEAL with all these cars for one person?!” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Paris Hilton is dressed for the occasion, should an impromptu Gladiator Sluts audition arise. [POTP]
Oprah says to Dr. Phil: “You’re fired!” In response, Donald Trump boasted, “I knew Oprah emulated me. EVERYone wants to be me!” …
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Sorry, Burt Reynolds, but I have no respect for drinking game cheaters. [Celebrity Smack]
Kevin Federline’s $10-million tell-all! Um, I’ve seen the woman shaving her head, wearing her wedding dress to shop, and lying naked on a stretcher. No mas, por favor. [popbytes]
Dr. Phil getting the cold shoulder from Hollywood. Which shouldn’t be jarring since he’s used to the cold breeze on his head. [Gabby Babble]
How Trista Sutter got her body back! Yikes. I wonder who had it? [Celebrity …
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Fabio tells Details, “I should have beat Clooney’s ass!” Then returned to brushing his luscious locks one-hundred times. [Celebrity Smack]
Gisele models sleeves as big as Fabio’s delusions of grandeur. [Ayyyy!]
Britney Spears goes on a naked shopping rant. Or, as I like to call it, my last trip to the mall with Grandma. [Gabby Babble]
Some love for Rock of Love 2, where the stupid flows even faster than the alcohol. [POTP]
Vanessa Williams on the cover of More, which also features “12 Easy Pieces.” …
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If you’re not careful, you could end up eating a Snausage instead of a sausage. [GOTA]
Speaking of sausage… Jenna Jameson says she’ll never spread her legs for porn again. But for a good meal, sure. [Celebrity Smack]
Picking up the slack: Amy Fisher is spreading her legs for porn. Phew! [Gabby Babble]
Kelly Ripa tells Katie Holmes that it’s “cute’ she and Suri have matching haircuts. In related news, Kelly’s nose spotted growing. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
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From “Will You Be My Valentine?” to “Will You Be My Baby Daddy?” — the revamped Jamie Lynn Spears Valentine’s Day card. [GOTA]
Christina Aguilera has a baby boy. Sources say his first words were, “Damn, woman — lay off the MAC!” [Dlisted]
Stella McCartney also has a baby boy. Sources say his first words were, “You charge how much for a dress?!” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Glenn Close’s new “Got Milk?” ad should read, “Got Embalming Fluid?” [popbytes]
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Pamela Anderson pregnancy rumors as real as her breasts. [Gabby Babble]
Nicole Richie to pop within the next week. So Tara Reid will be dumped from the”Skinny Starlet” substitute position she’s assumed during Nic’s maternity leave. [Celebrity Smack]
Serena Williams blogs through her heartache. Next step: drunk texting. [POTP]
Britney Spears magazine cover #1487 of the week: National Enquirer claims Britney declared, “I’LL KILL THE KIDS!” Which will make a lovely addition to those poor boys’ scrapbooks. [popbytes]
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