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It’s all about how the news relates to me today…
Mariah Carey’s dog has a better wardrobe than I do. [Ayyyy!]
Jennifer Garner’s dog has a more adventurous sex drive than I do. [Celebrity Smack]
Gwen Stefani will soon have two more kids than I do. [POTP]
Rihanna performs more charity work than I do. [popbytes]
Ali Larter has more chocolate than I do. [Daily Stab]
Paris Hilton has more apparel lines than I do. And bigger feet. [Gabby Babble]
Melanie Griffith has …
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Christine Costner and her 8-month old son Cayden. Sources say Cayden already said his first word when he looked at Kevin and asked, “Grandpa?” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher shunning Kabbalah. Meanwhile, Tom Cruise overheard saying, “I’ll get you, my pretties!” [Celebrity Smack]
Miley Cyrus is likely breaking her dad’s achy breaky heart with these MySpace pictures. [POTP]
Jennifer Garner selfishly insists on making snarky bloggers’ lives difficult with her normalcy. [Ayyyy!]
Adnan Ghalib continues to “not sell out” Britney Spears by …
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In case you missed it: Raise a glass to TGIF and Tom Cruise’s humility with Candy in this week’s “Gossip Gospel”! [YouTube]
Early Father’s Day gift alert: Blowjob in a Cup. [POTP]
Jennifer Garner and Violet go house hunting. Sources overheard Violet saying, “Dude, not this one! I need a walk-in closet and double sinks.” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Valentino’s …
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Mary-Kate Olsen was dating Heath Ledger. Candy remains unconvinced Mary-Kate is of dating age yet. [Celebrity Smack]
Katie Holmes’ “secret pregnancy… with her ex-boyfriend.” What’s so secret about it? She had Suri a couple years ago! [popbytes]
Reese Witherpoon’s adorable daughter Ava has apparently raided my grandma’s hosiery drawer. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lindsay Lohan’s drug dealer ready to “tell all.” (That Dina is such a blabbermouth, isn’t she?) [POTP]
John Mayer quits illustrious blogging career. Why, I haven’t been this devastated since… Alyssa …
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Best Buy has a shortage of tact in wake of Heath Ledger’s passing. [BWE]
Dolly Parton is happiest when she’s dressed like a “whore” and other things we have in common. [Ayyyy!]
Star magazine claims Jamie Lynn Spears is giving up her baby. In response, National Enquirer said, “Oh, yeah? Well, we’re reporting she’s giving up her baby to a 500-lb. ALIEN! Suckas!” [popbytes]
Kelly Osbourne gives the Fiat 500 the white glove test. Literally. [Celebrity Smack]
Rihanna invites Chris Brown under her um-ba-rella, …
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In light of today’s tragic events, it doesn’t seem appropriate to make my usual wisecracks. Don’t worry, the lightheartedness will return shortly — heaven knows we can all use more laughter in our lives — but for now… just the headlines:
Pneumonia may have contributed to Heath Ledger’s death. [TMZ]
More on Amy Winehouse’s crack-smoking video footage. May Heath’s untimely passing serve as her wake-up call on the brevity of life. [popbytes]
Tiger Woods has a beautiful family. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Adnan Ghalib extends his 15 minutes on ET. …
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Pictures of Aubrey O’Day in Travis Barker’s Famous Stars and Straps clothing line. Styling inspired by Shauna Sand. [popbytes]
Nicole Kidman pushes and pulls her face into a smile at the Australian Open. [Celebrity Smack]
Buffy the Chafing Slayer: Sarah Michelle Gellar for Vaseline. [POTP]
Lindsay Lohan needs to work on her morgue fashion. Perhaps Keith Richards can help? [Ayyyy!]
And the Backhanded Compliment of the Year (Thus Far) Goes to… Allure, which calls cover girl Sarah Jessica Parker the “Most Glamorous Regular Girl.” …
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