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Helen Mirren says she didn’t diss Queen Elizabeth, she just had better plans. [E! News]
Brad Pitt denies rumors he’s slated to play He-Man. Because he’s too busy starring in his own reality show, Mr. Mom. [Contact Music]
Georgia Rule director Garry Marshall says he requested letter scolding Lindsay Lohan. But he would have preferred to spank her. [People]
Naomi Campbell reveals she finds “solace” with a broom in hand, especially when that broom lands on an assistant’s head. [Pop on the Pop]
Penelope Cruz asks Lenny Kravitz, “Are …
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Paris Hilton rehires her publicist. Because no one else wanted the job. [Reuters]
Brittany Murphy weds a screenwriter. She vowed to love and cherish him, while he promised to never mention her involvement in Just Married. [People]
Prince trades in Purple Rain for holy water. [Associated Content]
Tom Sizemore busted for crystal meth. Although he’s currently on probation for another drug arrest, Paris Hilton vows to work her connections with the governor to fight this “injustice.” [TMZ]
FX orders another season of Dirt and The Riches. …
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Prison insiders claim Paris Hilton will likely be the target of “very masculine lesbians.” Because they’re tired of beef stew and hungry for crabs. [The Sun]
Star Wars celebrates its 30th anniversary. When asked to comment, Chewbacca said “Damn, I’m old!” [Variety]
Mandy Moore may replace Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man 4 and will reportedly get a signing bonus if she promises not to sing. [Showbiz Sky]
P. Diddy shows us that the “P” stands for “pompous.” [Pop on the Pop]
Tom Cruise buys a $35 million mansion, which sports a …
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Katie Holmes accused of flirting with co-star. Which would only be news if an actress wasn’t accused of flirting with her co-star. [MSNBC]
Spider-Man breaks Asian and European box office records in a single bound, er… day. [Variety]
Angelina Jolie gives ex-boyfriend Olivier Martinez a lap dance. Because her brother wasn’t available. [Us Weekly]
Keira Knightley considers giving up the spotlight. So she can not eat in peace. [Pop on the Pop]
Mel B takes Eddie Murphy to court. If he proves to be the daddy, next …
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Boy George arrested for false imprisonment of a male escort. And in future news, George Michael is arrested for soliciting that same escort in a park bathroom. [LondonNet]
Britney Spears cancels three “secret” comeback gigs. Because they interfered with her Del Taco runs. [Metro.UK.com]
Selma Blair finishes covert 30-day stint in rehab, where they gave her tips on substance abuse and better hairstyles. [MSN]
Wilmer Valderama inks deal for reality series. No word on premise, but Wilmer says he’d like to do something “totally unique,” like Yo Poppa. …
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Kim Kardashian wins $5 million settlement over sex tape. Which should buy her enough common sense to stop taping her sexcapades. [Us Weekly]
Peeping Tom pic Disturbia wins box office for third weekend in a row. Not surprising; because if the success of reality shows has taught us anything, it’s that people love voyeurism. That, and people love to make complete asses out of themselves. [Variety]
The View hopes if they replace Rosie with another overweight comedienne, no one will even notice the switch. [NY Post]
Keisha Castle-Hughes, 16, …
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Angelina Jolie remains allergic to color in her wardrobe. [People]
A Hamptons nightclub to include shoe store for “intoxicated women.” An even better idea: a convenience store for stoners. [Page Six]
Larry Birkhead has $1 million deal with NBC. In response, the trust fund-blessed Dannielynn scoffed, “That’s it?” [Page Six]
Rosie O’Donnell was offered $10 million a year to stay at The View. Plus a bonus if she engaged Oprah in a fight over Gayle. [Contact Music]
Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger take their battle to the …
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