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Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Mike Tyson for being the eighth “Most Likely to Have…” honoree!
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE ATTEMPTED A CLITORODECTOMY ON HIS CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, ALANIS BEATRIZ TYSON, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PRACTICE
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Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Donald Trump for being the seventh “Most Likely to Have…” honoree!
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO A COUCH WHILE AWKWARDLY HOOKING UP WITH HIS DEBATE PARTNER, ESTHER
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Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Nick Lachey for being the sixth “Most Likely to Have…” honoree!
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE GOTTEN WEEPY EVERY TIME HE HEARD “EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR YOU” ON THE RADIO
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Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Jimmy Kimmel for being the fifth honoree!
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT HIS BEST FRIEND’S MOTHER IN HER SKIRTED BATHING SUIT WHILE MASTURBATING WITH HIS CLARINET.
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Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Kid Rock for being the fourth honoree!
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE TAKEN HIS SECOND COUSIN TO THE WINTER FORMAL
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Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” (which always ends up being the girl who gets knocked up in college and dropping out. . . and I’m not just saying that ’cause I’m bitter about not being selected for ANY of the categories. Okay, maybe a little bit.) — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Jerry O’Connell for being the third honoree!
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Filed under: Most Likely To Have...
Holy Candy is taking a different twist on those high school yearbook predictions about which of your classmates were “Most Likely To Succeed” (which always ends up being the girl who gets knocked up in college and dropping out. . . and I’m not just saying that ’cause I’m bitter about not being selected for ANY of the categories. Okay, maybe a little bit.) — and honoring celebrities for behavior they likely exhibited before they were famous. That’s right: recognition of past accomplishments, rather than future ones.
Congratulations to Dr. Phil for being the second honoree!
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