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Welcome to He Said, She Said, a column in which Circus Hour’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity. We’re excited to welcome this month’s guest columnists, London Spears and Charlotte Richards (formerly Charlotte Sheen-Richards), who address inquiries using their hard-earned wisdom.
DEAR LONDON AND CHARLOTTE:
I haven’t seen the light of day in months. Help!
shiloh_joliepitt@gmail.com
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TO SHILOH_JOLIEPITT:
LONDON: You think that’s bad? When your mom forces you to wear a pink wig and dance on your hind legs to “Cry Me a River” over and …
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Welcome to the seventh edition of He Said, She Said, a column in which Holy Candy’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity.
We’re excited to welcome this month’s guest columnists, who address inquiries from the four-feet-and-under set.
DEAR DAVID AND SHILOH:
I’m just going to spit it up, er… out: My mom is SO embarrassing.
It’s bad enough she’s always telling dirty jokes she thinks I don’t understand. But she also says stupid things on this TV show all my friends’ moms watch. I think it’s called The …
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Welcome to the sixth edition of He Said, She Said, a column in which Holy Candy’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity.
DEAR DIDDY AND PARIS:
I’m a talented singer, but I just can’t lay off the booze and drugs! My parents have tried to get me to go to rehab, but I said “no, no, no.” I thought I could get it under control — yet just last week I was too high to remember the words to my own song.
Help me! I’m….. dkfuklufuxalielslsp…………….wkusdkl……………..
BeehivedTrainWreck@yahoo.co.uk
TO BEEHIVEDTRAINWRECK:
DIDDY: Sounds …
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Welcome to the fifth edition of He Said, She Said, a column in which Holy Candy’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity.
DEAR KANYE AND PARIS:
My big comeback is… *SOB*… RUINED, y’all! I had, like, an important performance the other day… *SOB*… and I was set to kick some major ass, but then they wouldn’t let me bring my lucky frozen margarita on-stage and everything fell apart! They didn’t do my hair right, I wore too many clothes and Sarah Silverman DESTROYED MY LIFE! *SOB*
I’m so beside …
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Welcome to the fourth edition of He Said, She Said, a column in which Holy Candy’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity.
We’re excited to welcome this month’s guest columnists, who address inquiries from the four-feet-and-under set.
DEAR MADDOX AND VIOLET:
My mom has lost her mind — and her hair. The nannies tell me she used to be a huge pop singing sensation who did cool things, like dance with snakes, but the only snakes she befriends these days are extras from her video shoots.
Any idea how we can help …
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Welcome to the third edition of He Said, She Said, a column in which Holy Candy’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity.
Regular columnist Paris Hilton is on hiatus to attend to her tan lines, so Candy’s equally insightful cat, Matty, has kindly agreed to fill in for the heiress this week.
DEAR MEL AND MATTY:
My husband left me for his slutty, kid-addicted co-star several years ago and, to add insult to injury, the tabloids will not STOP talking about us. I go the grocery store… there …
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Welcome to the second edition of He Said, She Said, a column in which Holy Candy’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity.
DEAR EDDIE AND PARIS:
My boyfriend is having a baby with his ex-girlfriend and it’s, like, totally taking his attention away from ME. And I am TOTALLY hot, in a she-man kind of way.
How can I make him forget about the baby and get his priorities straight?
Beijos,
GiseleB@br.yahoo.com
TO GISELEB:
EDDIE: Has he had a paternity test? Demand a test. ‘Cause he doesn’t know WHOSE child that is …
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