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I have caught both of my “big-boned” cats, Marcy and Matty, pulling a Britney and flashing their dangly kitty bits…

What’s next — wild romps with Morris in the bathroom at Hyde? Hoovering down lines of catnip that their feline friends supply them with? I don’t think so. That’s the last time I’m letting them read this site and get funny ideas…

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Time to give thanks for the important things in life, like health, happiness, family and the end of Kevin Federline’s unlimited bank account.

Just as I am thankful for you, Holy Rollers! Since Holy Candy’s premiere seven weeks ago, I’ve been having a blast working on the site; your e-mails, insights, gripes and jokes have made blogging immensely entertaining for me. I’m currently in my hometown of Mechanicsburg, PA (just outside of Harrisburg), celebrating the holiday with my family and lamenting the cold weather. Hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful …

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President Bush and Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld in happier times

While widespread dissatisfaction with the management of the war is cited as the impetus for the Bush-Rumsfeld split, insiders tell Holy Candy the real reason behind the break-up will be posted on PornoTube shortly.

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This is huge…

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (a bad-ass Democrat from Cali) is in line to become the nation’s first female House speaker! As speaker of the House, the chamber’s top job, Pelosi will be second in succession to the presidency after the vice president.

Wow! This is as monumental as Doogie coming out. Or Britney finally seeing the light. Or Paris declaring her year-long celibacy. (Okay, not that monumental…)

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Well, I’m heading off to Vegas for the weekend. In between winning millions at the roulette table and the always-lucrative money wheel, I’ll be sure to post a few tidbits about the latest in world-changing celebrity news — so be sure to swing by from time to time.

Have a great weekend, Holy Rollers!

-Candy

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In response to bloggers who have nastily highlighted Cameron Diaz’s un-Botoxed fine lines in this untouched picture from last night, I present a side-by-side comparison with the recent, retouched magazine cover with Lance Armstrong, who is a mere year older than Ms. Diaz:

And, no, guys do not look any sexier with lines than women. Unless, of course, they happen to be George Clooney, in which case all exceptions apply — including my “Guilt-Free Night o’ Wild Sex with Clooney” free pass to which my man agreed, that I’m still shockingly waiting to …

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…is so 1993, but I don’t know how else to express it.

Anyway. I am certainly glad it’s Friday, but I’m even more glad I’ve embarked on this l’il journey called Holy Candy. Not even one week under my belt, and the site is averaging almost 1,000 visitors a day. Woo-hoo! Yeah, yeah, I know that number’s miniscule relative to other, more established “entertainment blogs.” But, hell, that’s still gotta be a bigger audience than the one I had writing for The Bold and the Beautiful, right? Even if the money’s not, um, quite as …

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