Archive for the ‘General Musings’ Category
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“I really need to stop going to the Ken Paves salon.”
For Carl
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Starring Vince Vaughn as the fast-talking funnyman!
Starring Shirley MacLaine as the quirky, no-holds-barred cynic!
Starring Ben Stiller as the fastidious, slightly neurotic nice guy!
Starring Owen Wilson as the boyishly charming rogue!
Starring Jaime Pressly as the trash-talking, cleavage-baring redneck!
Others…? Starring _________ as __________!
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Added bonus: You can use them afterward to hold up your shower curtains!
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#1 on the list: When you dream about hanging out with Kevin Federline — and even letting him drive your car. Which I choose to believe is not symbolic of ANYTHING.
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Olá, Holy Rollers!
I just landed in sunny, thong-filled Rio de Janeiro, where I’m spending New Year’s with my true love: Senhor Caipirinha. I’ll still update you on all the critical end-of-year gossip, just a bit more sporadically than usual — in between watching the Cabana Boy fetch my drinks, desperately trying to learn Portuguese and lamenting scarfing down those holiday cookies as I squeeze into my bathing suit (not a thong, thankfully for everyone).
Hope everyone’s having a great holiday season.
Hug, kisses and many celebratory caipirinhas,
Candy
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What I want to know is: How can I score an invite to a wedding like this?
I always get stuck fake-smiling at the kinds of receptions where the couple decides to use the first dance as an opportunity to show off their freshly-learned, awkwardly choreographed ballroom dance moves, compounded with no-shots-allowed-bars and the local all-dad band that covers songs such as Genesis’ “I Can’t Dance” or, better yet, “La Vida Loca.” (Definitely need tequila shots in order to dance to either of those songs.)
Thanks to Rashid for …
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Happy Turkey Day, Holy Rollers!
Just wanted to take this opportunity to give thanks for all my readers and commenters who, as my mom often points out, are infinitely more clever and funny than I am. Without you, this site would be… well, just me talking to myself. Which I already do more than enough.
I would also like to give thanks for:
1) Martinis. Without them, I may have actually gotten up at a decent hour this morning.
2) Britney Spears. Without her, my job would be a lot harder.
3) …
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