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Whenever I’m having a high self-esteem day, I make sure to check out Daily Mail to remind myself that I should never accept my “unsightly” imperfections.
Thanks for that slice of humble pie, Daily Mail!
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I remember hearing horror stories in college about a sorority that would force pledges to sit on blocks of ice, buck naked, while the sisters would circle their fat with magic markers. The purpose of sharing this story…? To let Jennifer Love Hewitt know she didn’t miss anything by skipping college — she’s got the Daily Mail to do the same thing for her, only they’re armed with computers and newspaper print instead of Sharpies.
Lucky her!
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“Her once gravity-defying assets had moved in a direction more befitting to a 33-year-old mother of three”…
You said it, Daily Mail, Worldwide Sponsor of Low Female Self-Esteem! Hell, most young moms are practically tripping over their boobs. It’s about freakin’ time Posh let her husband play hacky sack with those suckers. That’s what 33-year-old mothers do.
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Can’t wait for their follow-up investigative report:
Posh’s extra creases — in her elbows.
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Not only do they ask that delightful question sure to launch any teenager into tears, but they actually have a video of their esteemed staff members debating it.
Stay tuned for next week’s provocative debate:
Dakota Fanning’s Pizza Face — PMS or pesky adolescent years?
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Filed under: Fame - Ain't It a Bitch, Jennifer Aniston
Ever wish you were famous? Well, snap out of it! Because with fame, comes reports from your bikini waxer about your anti-hair obsession — in Star magazine, no less.
Yes, poor Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she’d made Dawn DaLuise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery sign a confidentiality agreement right about now, as Dawn DaLuise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery is totally blabbing about Jen’s grooming habits “down under” (and I ain’t talkin’ about Australia):
“She’s neurotic about bikini waxes,” reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the “Friends” …
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