Archive for the ‘Deep Thoughts’ Category

Filed under: Brangelina, Deep Thoughts

Brad Pitt at a promotional event for “The Assassination of Jesse James…” at Venice Film Festival

“Wait, you’re not Angelina! Sorry, I saw the black ensemble and just assumed…”

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George Clooney and Tilda Swinton at the Venice Film Festival

“So close… one more inch on those platforms and I’d be right at firecrotch level!”

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Hayden Panettiere at a Heroes promotional event in London

“I wonder when Nancy Reagan needs her dress back?”

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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Paris Hilton

Kid Rock and Paris Hilton at her beach party in Malibu this weekend

“Hey! Why is this asshole behind us spraying Lysol on our privates?”

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Pete Wentz at the The Kerrang! Awards in London

“Hmmm… Did Ashlee get more work done?!”

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As he catches a glimpse of his own reflection:

“Damn, boy — your guns are lookin’ FINE! You should never wear a shirt with sleeves again. Wait… do I even OWN a shirt with sleeves…?”

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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston goes paddle-surfing with Courteney Cox, David Arquette and li’l Coco

“Hmmm… on second thought, maybe this wasn’t the fastest way to escape the paparazzi.”

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