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Filed under: Celebrities, Convos of the Rich & Famous, Deep Thoughts
Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson and Cheri Oteri at the GQ Lounge-hosted “Visions of Hollywood”
JESSICA: Something looks weird about Cheri’s eyes. Did she get work done?
ASHLEE: Need… more… apple martinis…
CHERI: Something looks weird about Jessica’s eyes. Did she fall into a vat of eyeliner?
ASHLEE: Need… to… find… bathroom…
JESSICA: God, it feels good to be hot again. No one’s even going to notice these two when they’re sitting next to ME.
CHERI: As soon as I drop this purse and pull a Britney, no one’s even going to notice …
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“Wonder if I should look up to see if a stop sign’s coming up? Nah…”
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Kate Hudson at the Glamour Reel Moments premiere at the Directors Guild in L.A.
“I’ll get you, my pretty… and your little dog, too!”
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Hayden Panettiere, 18, and Milo Ventimiglia, 30, at the Los Angeles Kings game
HAYDEN: Can you believe people actually think we’re dating? SO FUNNY! That’s funny… right? Because this isn’t a date. Is it? Oh God, I hope this is a date. Just keep laughing, Hayden. Play it cool… play it casual… HA, HA, HA! Crap, did I just SNORT?
MILO: Whoa. Poor girl’s wigging out. Wait — do the kids even SAY “wigging out” anymore? Great. I don’t even know how to TALK …
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NATALIE PORTMAN: This is kinda awkward. I’m going to focus on… that light up there.
ROMAN COPPOLA: Don’t look at his wrists, don’t look at his wrists…
JASON SCHWARTZMAN: I can’t believe this. Am I seriously the best-dressed one here?
OWEN WILSON: I’m getting a weird vibe from Roman. I’ll just keep my hands back here.
ADRIEN BRODY: You are one fu*ked up dude, arentcha?
For more pictures from the not-at-all-awkward Los Angeles premiere, click below.
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“Mmmm… this tequila sunrise is almost as succulent as my moobies!”
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“Oh, crap! I just deflated one of my boobs with my purse.”
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