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“I’ve heard of shrinkage, but this is ridiculous…!”
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Rumer Willis and Zoe Kravitz at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance Launch Party in New York
ZOE: Did I hit the genetic jackpot or WHAT?
RUMER: Is that an alien baby escaping her stomach, or is she just happy to see me…?
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The “shocking” promotional pictures from Britney Spears’ new album “Blackout”
“Thank you, Lord, for safeguarding me with the gift of celibacy.”
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Jessica Simpson and Kid Rock at CMT Giants honoring Hank Williams Jr. in L.A.
JESSICA: Jim Beam? Oh, boy. I bet he’ll wanna do body shots like daddy always does…
KID ROCK: Is this the one who got her schnoz done? Aw, who the hell cares… me and her are gonna have ourselves a GOOD ol’ time in the Waffle House parkin’ lot!
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Robert Redford and Tom Cruise at the Rome Film Festival premiere of Lions For Lamb
TOM: Holy shit. Even Robert Redford is taller than I am?
ROBERT: Holy shit, this guy has aged well. Three Stooges was, what, 40 years ago?
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Zac Efron and Janet Jackson at Hollywood Film Festival’s Hollywood Awards
ZAC: Omigod, it’s Janet Freakin’ Jackson! Play it cool, Zac, play it cool. Would it be weird if I showed her the Escapade routine I performed in my kindergarten talent show…?
JANET: Omigod, it’s that kid from High School Musical! He smells divine. Would it be weird if I slipped him Michael’s number…?
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