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“Got concealer?”
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“Yup, the milk in those jugs has definitely gone bad.”
The morbidly curious can view the NSFWH (Not Safe for Weak Heart), topless version of CoCo here.
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“I can read the contents of this sealed envelope without even opening it!” declared Beyoncé as she pressed an invisible envelope to her head.
“It says… I will be in many, many more commercials next year. Just about every commercial on TV!” she predicted, as the other guests rolled their eyes.
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“Blech. I REALLY need to cut the heavy grease out of my diet.”
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Paramount Vantage’s John Lesher and Daniel Day-Lewis at the New York premiere of There Will Be Blood
“What the fu*k? I thought we cast that guy from The Last of the Mohicans. Not the traveling salesman from The Music Man.”
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LINDSAY: He’d better NOT be faster than a speeding bullet. Got more than enough of that when I dated Joe Francis.
SUPERMAN: I asked for LOIS LANE, not Lindsay Lohan. My agent sucks! Oh, well. Just smile for the damn camera, Superman. Just fu*kin’ smile…
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KATE: Would it be rude if I offered her some bronzer?
ANNE: Would it be rude if I told her to leave some freakin’ romantic comedy roles for ME? I swear, if I have to play another geek-turned-hot-chick, I’m gonna barf.
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