Archive for the ‘Deep Thoughts’ Category
Filed under: Celebrities, Deep Thoughts
“NOOOOOOOOO! BRING BACK THE RED HAAAAAIIIIIRRRRR!”
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Filed under: Celebrities, Deep Thoughts, TomKat
MARC: That virgin blood I feasted on for breakfast has done wonders for my skin, no?
KATIE: These people are AMAZING. It’s such a gift to be part of this magical moment.
J.LO: Are we done with this already? My back is freakin’ killing me!
TOM: Little do they know I’m channeling L. Ron’s deoxyribonucleic acid into her womb via my pointer tentacle. Bwa-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaa!
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts
“Why is this woman trying to sign me up for the YMCA’s winter shelter program?”
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“[HEAVY SIGH] Britney’s breasts and I need to form a support group.”
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“Holy fark! Me eyebrows weigh more than this girl!”
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Filed under: Celebrities, Deep Thoughts
“If she mentions that ‘silent birth‘ to me one more time, I’m going to kick her ass all the way to that freakin’ Xenu volcano.”
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“This could use a little ketchup.”
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