Archive for the ‘Deep Thoughts’ Category
Filed under: Celebrities, Deep Thoughts, The Olsen Twins
“Note to self: Have assistant add Head & Shoulders to Karl’s gift basket.”
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Fashion, Mariah Carey
“Being a Grammy winner is cool. But being a Wet Seal Deal Club member…? Priceless.”
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Filed under: Celebrities, Crazy Clowns, Deep Thoughts
“Why is this crazy bitch screaming at me like a gay at a Barneys warehouse sale?”
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Rachael Ray
“Some Cheez-Its and buffalo chicken chili would really make this sandwich yummo.”
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PINK BUNNY: Hope I’m sticking my chest out far enough.
BLUE BUNNY: Why did Hef tell me he loved my work in “Knocked Up”?
PURPLE BUNNY: Please don’t let Mom see this. She doesn’t know about my boobs yet!
MILO: Wonder if any of these ladies have daughters I can date?
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts
“Now those are some puppies I wouldn’t pawn off on another family.”
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts
“Oh, dear. She’s mistaken me for someone who cares.”
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