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Tobey and Kirsten at the London premiere of Spider-Man 3

TOBEY: Can’t wait to ditch this premiere and get back to my baby.
KIRSTEN: Can’t wait to ditch this premiere and get back to my bong.

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Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline at TAO in Las Vegas

PARIS: Ha! Take that, Britney.
K-FED: This nappy-headed ho soooo wants me to tap that ass.

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“Like my daddy always said, the higher the pants, the closer to God. Or was it the lower the pants, the closer to moaning ‘Oh, God’…?

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“If a tree falls in a forest and there is nobody there to hear it, is Paris Hilton still the biggest bitch that ever lived?”

Thus concluding today’s Deep Thoughts with Mischa Barton

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