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Donald and Melania Trump at the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art

DONALD: Dammit, I just swallowed more PoliGrip.

MELANIA: Am I smiling?

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Cameron Diaz attends the Shrek the Third premiere in Tokyo

“Oh, crap. How in the world do I go to the bathroom in this dress?”

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Brad Pitt and George Clooney at the Cannes premiere of their movie, Ocean’s Thirteen

BRAD: I can’t believe I fell for it again!!

GEORGE: That “pull my finger” joke never gets old.

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SEAN PRESTON: Who is this woman?

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at the Mr. Brooks premiere in Hollywood

ASHTON: Dude, how awesome is it that I found a way to wear our BEDROOM BLINDFOLD to a movie premiere?! HA!

DEMI: And I want to have kids with this guy?

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David Spade at the Taurus World Stunt Awards in Los Angeles

“Is my hair too shiny?

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Penelope Cruz, designer John Galliano, and Charlize Theron at the Christian Dior Cruise Fashion Show in New York City

GALLIANO: These girls only WISH they were as fabulous as I!

CHARLIZE: Oh, dear. These guys are MIDGETS! Let me scooch down…

PENELOPE: Who the hell is this? Am I at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere?!

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