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Donald and Melania Trump at the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art
DONALD: Dammit, I just swallowed more PoliGrip.
MELANIA: Am I smiling?
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Cameron Diaz attends the Shrek the Third premiere in Tokyo
“Oh, crap. How in the world do I go to the bathroom in this dress?”
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Brad Pitt and George Clooney at the Cannes premiere of their movie, Ocean’s Thirteen
BRAD: I can’t believe I fell for it again!!
GEORGE: That “pull my finger” joke never gets old.
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SEAN PRESTON: Who is this woman?
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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at the Mr. Brooks premiere in Hollywood
ASHTON: Dude, how awesome is it that I found a way to wear our BEDROOM BLINDFOLD to a movie premiere?! HA!
DEMI: And I want to have kids with this guy?
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David Spade at the Taurus World Stunt Awards in Los Angeles
“Is my hair too shiny?
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Penelope Cruz, designer John Galliano, and Charlize Theron at the Christian Dior Cruise Fashion Show in New York City
GALLIANO: These girls only WISH they were as fabulous as I!
CHARLIZE: Oh, dear. These guys are MIDGETS! Let me scooch down…
PENELOPE: Who the hell is this? Am I at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere?!
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