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“That Sex and the City movie can’t start filming soon enough.”

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Sheryl Crow introduces son Wyatt to Willie Nelson at the Crossroads Guitar Festival in Chicago

“I’m catching a second-hand buzz from just listening to this guy.”

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Paris Hilton, Macy Gray and Nicky Hilton at Fergie’s concert in Las Vegas

“I expected Vegas showgirls to have bigger racks.”

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Julia Stiles and Matt Damon at the Bourne Ultimatum premiere in Hollywood

“Please, God, don’t let this woman eat my first-born.”

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Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini at the El Cantante premiere after-party in Puerto Rico

LEAH: Soooooo sleeeeeeepy…

JENNIFER: ¡Mierda! I told him NO NECK SUCKING — not tonight!

LEAH: Yaaaaaawn…

JENNIFER: He PROMISED me those blood-clot skewers would hold him over.

LEAH: Must…lie… down…

JENNIFER: Is it too much to ask to let me celebrate with friends who are CONSCIOUS for once? I DON’T THINK SO!

LEAH: And they think Scientologists are weird.

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“Dear God.  Someone needs to call Ken Paves for this woman — STAT!”

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“Is it just me, or is gravity unusually strong tonight?”

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