Archive for the ‘Deep Thoughts’ Category
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“That Sex and the City movie can’t start filming soon enough.”
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Sheryl Crow introduces son Wyatt to Willie Nelson at the Crossroads Guitar Festival in Chicago
“I’m catching a second-hand buzz from just listening to this guy.”
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Paris Hilton, Macy Gray and Nicky Hilton at Fergie’s concert in Las Vegas
“I expected Vegas showgirls to have bigger racks.”
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Julia Stiles and Matt Damon at the Bourne Ultimatum premiere in Hollywood
“Please, God, don’t let this woman eat my first-born.”
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Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini at the El Cantante premiere after-party in Puerto Rico
LEAH: Soooooo sleeeeeeepy…
JENNIFER: ¡Mierda! I told him NO NECK SUCKING — not tonight!
LEAH: Yaaaaaawn…
JENNIFER: He PROMISED me those blood-clot skewers would hold him over.
LEAH: Must…lie… down…
JENNIFER: Is it too much to ask to let me celebrate with friends who are CONSCIOUS for once? I DON’T THINK SO!
LEAH: And they think Scientologists are weird.
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“Dear God. Someone needs to call Ken Paves for this woman — STAT!”
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“Is it just me, or is gravity unusually strong tonight?”
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