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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Nicole Kidman

“Um, are we giving birth to a Tic Tac?”

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“That’s right — get a load of those quaffles!”

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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Rachael Ray

“I should’ve put some EVOO on my breasts to make them look extra yum-o!”

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“Is that a Bud Light in Kid Rock’s pocket, or is he just happy to see me?”

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“I sure hope it’s not true what they say about dogs looking like their owners…”

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“Fine, I’ll take a bite, but I won’t swallow. Just like last night.”

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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, TomKat

“If he squeezes me any harder, I’m going to short circuit.”

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