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Kate Bosworth, Iman and Helena Christensen at a charity event in NYC

IMAN: Back in my modeling days, I only ate cucumbers and hot sauce!

(The women laugh.)

HELENA: Lettuce and coffee for me. And sometimes lettuce in my coffee.

(The women laugh even harder.)

KATE: Get this — I don’t eat at all!

(Kate guffaws uncontrollably. Iman and Helena just look at her.)

IMAN: That’s one sick bi*ch.

HELENA: You said it.

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Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson at Jenna’s 33rd b-day party in L.A.

PARIS: You’re, like, so hot.

JENNA: Actually, I’m wasting away…

PARIS: Hot.

JENNA: Dangerously thin, my doctor says.

PARIS: Dangerously hot.

JENNA: And my vaginoplasty was a mess.

PARIS: No way. Your nose looks totally hot.

*AWKWARD BEAT*

JENNA: Child trafficking?

PARIS: Hot.

JENNA: The Holocaust?

PARIS: Holo-hot, hot, hot.

JENNA: That’s what I figured.

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Samuel L. Jackson and Gabriel Aubry at the Walk of Fame

SAMUEL: Huh.

GABRIEL: What?

SAMUEL: You are one good-looking motherf***er!

GABRIEL: Thank you, sir.

SAMUEL: I’m comfortable enough in my masculinity to admit that. Hell, if I can wear this motherf***ing suit in public, I sure as hell can admit when another man is attractive. Am I right, dawg, or am I right?

GABRIEL: True dat.

*AWKWARD PAUSE*

SAMUEL: Don’t ever say that again, motherf***er.

GABRIEL: Sorry, sir.

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