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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves at Frederick’s of Hollywood 2008 Spring Collection Fashion Show
JESSICA: Hey, everyone! Look at me! I’m DANCIN’! By mySELF! That’s right, I don’t need a man to have a good time.
KEN: Damn, those extensions look fabulous.
JESSICA: Is everyone looking at me, Ken? Are they admiring how fit and HAPPY I am? Are Nick and John going to see this in Life & Style and eat their hearts out, or WHAT?!
KEN: Um…
JESSICA: What — what is it? …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Convos of the Rich & Famous, Deep Thoughts
Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson and Cheri Oteri at the GQ Lounge-hosted “Visions of Hollywood”
JESSICA: Something looks weird about Cheri’s eyes. Did she get work done?
ASHLEE: Need… more… apple martinis…
CHERI: Something looks weird about Jessica’s eyes. Did she fall into a vat of eyeliner?
ASHLEE: Need… to… find… bathroom…
JESSICA: God, it feels good to be hot again. No one’s even going to notice these two when they’re sitting next to ME.
CHERI: As soon as I drop this purse and pull a Britney, no one’s even going to notice …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Convos of the Rich & Famous
Victoria Beckham and Roberto Cavalli at the opening of his store in Paris
POSH: Thank you, Roberto. I was feeling a bit off-balance from my heavy… skull sandals.
ROBERTO: Is this the one who’s on that Dancing with the Savages? I LOVE that show!
POSH: I’m afraid to let go while the cameras are still flashing. You see, it’s not just my massive saline — I mean, sandals. David and I have been rather overwhelmed lately, what with his father’s illness and everything. So I didn’t even have …
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Beyonce, Jonetta Patton and Usher at the launch party for Usher’s new fragrances in NYC
JONETTA: Psssst!
BEYONCE: You talkin’ to me?
JONETTA: Sssshhhh! Keep your voice down. I don’t want the boy to hear us.
BEYONCE: Whatever you say, Mrs. Patton…
JONETTA: Please, call me “Mom.”
BEYONCE: Um…
JONETTA: Look, I just wanted to let you know you and my boy make a real nice couple.
[AWKWARD PAUSE]
BEYONCE: Usher and I aren’t together –
JONETTA: — yet. But you will be.
BEYONCE: Um… isn’t your son married?
JONETTA: …
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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous
Kathy Griffin and Jennifer Coolidge at Entertainment Weekly’s Emmy Celebration in Hollywood
KATHY: I am, like, SO pissed they censored my acceptance speech.
JENNIFER: Really?
KATHY: I’m furious! Can’t you tell?
JENNIFER: Uh… no.
KATHY: Sh*t. I’m scowling. I swear!
JENNIFER: Don’t worry, hon. I lost the ability to express anger on my face years ago.
KATHY: But you seem like you’re always happy, anyway.
JENNIFER: Oh, please. Did you SEE A Mighty Wind?
KATHY: Good point.
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Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson at the Heatherette show at NY Fashion Week
KIM: (TRYING TO AVOID LOOKING AT JENNA’S LIPS) So, did you…?
JENNA: Yeah.
KIM: And…?
JENNA: My professional opinion? Even The English Patient was more exciting.
KIM: But… Ray J and I worked on that video for WEEKS! I even re-taped the moaning audio to make it sound more dirty…
JENNA: Your top was on the entire time.
KIM: Well, yeah…
JENNA: The thrusting shots were out of focus and ROTATED, for God’s sake!
KIM: We …
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Paris Hilton and Jackie Chan at the Rush Hour 3 premiere in Los Angeles
PARIS: Hee, hee, hee!
JACKIE: I serious! I do all stunt with bare hand.
PARIS: Um… why does this caterer guy think I speak Oriental?
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