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Filed under: Celebutards, Convos of the Rich & Famous, Nicole Richie
LIONEL: Look, world! My daughter has cleavage now!
NICOLE: Dad really needs to stop talking about my breasts.
SOPHIA: I’m so happy Nicole had a baby! Now I can wear all her old clothes.
LIONEL: What a rack, huh? Am I right, or am I right?
NICOLE: [SIGHS] At least I’ve finally done something to make him proud.
SOPHIA: Um, what’s a girl gotta do to get some attention ’round here? I should talk to that Jamie Lynn Spears…
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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous
Bridget Marquardt, Hef, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Hef’s 82nd birthday party in Vegas
HOLLY: This is it. This is the year Puffin’s gonna propose!
HEF: Uh-oh. Did I remember my teeth?
KENDRA: This counts as a kiss, right? Seriously, if I have to touch that old dude one more time…
HOLLY: Puffin and I are going to be together forever! Or at least till he kicks the bucket and I get his fortune. BWAA-HAA-HAA!
HEF: Who is this nice girl kissing me? Is that Anna Nicole?
BRIDGET: I’m just going to say it — I look pretty great.
KENDRA: Finish taking the freaking picture already! I have to find out if Memphis won…
HOLLY: Let’s try telepathy: You can’t wait to propose to Holly. You can’t wait to propose to Holly…
HEF: I can’t wait… to go home. Pretty sure there’s a new episode of Three’s Company on TV tonight. I love that wacky Jack Tripper! He should win an Emmy this year.
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BILLY: Me and my girls. This is swell.
KATIE LEE: I’M his uptown girl now, people. So suck it, Christie!
ALEXA RAY: I cannot BELIEVE my step-mom just got carded at the open bar. Just keep smiling, Alexa. Just keep smiling…
KATIE LEE: Why can’t people get over it already? Seriously, if I have to hear one more word about that stupid woman… I don’t care if he DID write that song for her. I was barely even born then. I win!
BILLY: Boy, Katie feels a little tense. I should get myself, er… her… a drink.
ALEXA RAY: Uh-oh, Dad’s got his eye on a gin and tonic. I’d better distract him so he doesn’t get drunk and sing “Uptown Girl” again. I know how Katie hates that…
KATIE LEE: At least I cover my feelings well.
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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, Madonna
MADONNA: He’s doing it again, isn’t he?
JUSTIN: Actually, I think he’s making fun of me.
MADONNA: Oh, please –
JUSTIN: He told me I look like I should be serving drinks!
MADONNA: And mopping them up with the Brillo pad on your head.
JUSTIN: Excuse you?
MADONNA: Did I say that out loud? Just kidding. I think it’s… cute… you’re growing out your hair again…
JUSTIN: And I was just being nice. He’s totally vogueing.
MADONNA: Bollocks! I knew it! That smartass little f*cker.
JUSTIN: I was 12 when that song came out.
MADONNA: You can shut up now.
JUSTIN: (GLANCES BACK) Um, Madonna…?
MADONNA: That’s the opposite of shutting up.
JUSTIN: He’s not moving. Like, at all.
MADONNA: Oh. (SHRUGS*) That’s what he gets for mocking me on MY night. The cleaning crew will get him later. Wanna hit the after-party?
JUSTIN: Yeah, baby. Me and Madonna are bringing SexyBack!
MADONNA: Don’t ever bloody say that again.
JUSTIN: Sorry.
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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton received a blessing from a Shaman at a West Hollywood bookstore over the weekend, surrounded by a few dozen of her closest paparazzi friends. Only we at Circus Hour have access to their innermost thoughts:
PARIS: This is even hotter than that Bible photo op.
SHAMAN: Why do I get the feeling she’s not really taking me to see the Hollywood Sign?
PARIS: Look serious, Paris, look serious. Remember what your acting coach said: think about something sad. Like ugly people.
SHAMAN: Hope …
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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous
CATHERINE: Sweet girl you’ve got there, George. Did her dad drop you guys off?
GEORGE: Easy now. You’re one to talk.
CATHERINE: At least I’m with Hollywood royalty.
MICHAEL: WHERE’S THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A LEAK.
CATHERINE: Adjust your hearing aid, darling.
SARAH: Gosh, I look pretty.
CATHERINE: Where’d you meet this one? Serving you drinks in Vegas?
GEORGE: No! [BEAT] Onion rings.
CATHERINE: Excuse me?
GEORGE: She was serving me onion –
MICHAEL: I SAID, I NEED TO TAKE A …
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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, TomKat
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Los Angeles premiere of “Lions for Lambs”
TOM: Wow. It’s INCREDIBLE up here!
KATIE: So you like it?
TOM: Like it? I freakin’ LOVE it! It’s a whole new world! The air is fresher. Your eyes — they’re blue!
KATIE: Green, actually…
TOM: Whatever. Still better than staring up your nostrils all day.
KATIE: I’m glad you’re glad.
TOM: I am, but –
KATIE: What?
TOM: I’m tired of standing on my tippy-toes.
KATIE: Please. Try walking …
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