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What I Think Her Breath Smells Like:  Jaime Pressly

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Crest Whitening Strips, Cheez Whiz and Phentermine


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Posted by CandyAugust 3, 2007

What I Think His Breath Smells Like:  Prince William

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Prince William at the World Scout Jamboree in Chelmsford, UK

Bangers and mash, Big Red, and a Bass Pale Ale that Harry had to finish.


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Posted by CandyJuly 28, 2007

What I Think Her Pits Smell Like…

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A fun variation of Holy Candy’s regular feature, “What I Think His/Her Breath Smells Like…”

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Jessica Biel and Adam Sandler promote their new 90-minute gay joke, er… movie, on TRL

Deodorant strong enough for a man, but made for a woman who’s kinda built like a man.


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Posted by CandyJuly 16, 2007

What I Think His Breath Smells Like:  Zac Efron

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Zac Efron at the “Hairspray” premiere in Los Angeles

Classic cherry Chapstick, Zima and Mystic Tan


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Posted by CandyJuly 11, 2007

What I Think Her Breath Smells Like:  Janice Dickinson

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Janice Dickinson at a “Reality All-Stars” event in Hollywood

Collagen, crazy juice and the ass-kissing lips of a gay 20-year-old construction worker- turned-aspiring underwear model from Minnesota


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Posted by CandyJuly 4, 2007

What I Think His Breath Smells Like:  Jon Bon Jovi

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Philly cheesesteak, with just a hint of Johnnie Walker to taunt Richie Sambora


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Posted by CandyJune 19, 2007

What I Think Her Breath Smells Like:  Kimberly Stewart

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Jägermeister shots and the testes of a B-Movie director


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Posted by CandyJune 13, 2007