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Tom Cruise at the New York premiere of “Lions for Lamb”
Multi-vitamins, L. Ron Hubbard’s ass, the pile of Scientology cash on which he sleeps, Crest Whitening Strips and Juicy Fruit
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Jake Gyllenhaal at the Los Angeles premiere of Rendition
Freshly cut wood, Log Cabin maple syrup and the blood of his most recent victim.
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Fred Durst leaving sushi joint Koi in West Hollywood
Halitosis, cheese whiz, Mad Dog and the bag of a douche.
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Strawberry daiquiris, Drakkar Noir that he inadvertently inhaled, and his daughters’ old panties (kept for “sentimental reasons”)
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Lindsay Lohan takes a break from rehab in Utah on Wednesday
Marlboro Reds, the “love” of a fellow rehabber and three bottles of NyQuil.
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Jambalaya, Menthol Lights, and bitterness from having to use the “L” all these years ’cause some motherfu*kin’ actor named “Samuel Jackson” joined SAG before he did.
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Tori Spelling leaving the Late Night with Conan O’Brien Show
Collagen, Candy’s ass, and as much of the free booze from the show’s Green Room as she could guzzle. [Photo Source]
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