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Cuban cigars, Dom Pérignon from last night’s champagne-filled bathtub orgy, and halitosis from being a mouth breather

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Marlboro Reds, his father’s ashes and embalming fluid

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Rachael Ray at a book signing for ”Just In Time” at a Barnes & Noble in Boston

Too many espressos, EVOO and Oprah’s ass

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An extra dose of Viagra, PoliGrip & many years of now-stale “fish tacos” with sour cream

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James Haven at the Beowulf premiere in Los Angeles

Sour Patch Kids, his sister’s “love,” and blood from biting his tongue so hard to keep from screaming — while Angelina someone squeezes his balls in a vice.

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The cougar’s latest prey, Lindsay’s coattails, and the last of her daughter’s old “stash”

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Sally Hansen Facial Hair Bleach, Barbara Walters’ ass, the glue of a “Fred Thompson in ‘08!” envelope and cough drops to soothe her throat after a long day of shrieking.

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