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Bombay Sapphire, Djarum Black Cappuccino clove cigarettes, Vaseline and the love of a “female” Vegas performer named Lady Chablis
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Growth hormones, a Whey Protein Shake, Polident & enough Botox to leave him with two expressions: “Something smells bad”; and “Something smells really bad.”
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Restylane, paparazzi spunk, A&W Diet Root Beer and Janice Minn’s ass
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Pabst Blue Ribbon, Eggo Waffles and Astroglide
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Ginger snaps, pipe tobacco, mothballs and Mrs. Claus
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Drakkar Noir aftershave; Les Moonves‘ manhood; cheese — from delivering cheesy one-liners like, “It was a drive-by… Miami style”; and Wrigley chewing gum
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Latex, the remnants of many escorts, the devil to whom he sold his soul for his current job and success, and cinnamon Certs
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