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Mai tais, Fruit Craze Chapstick and lots of undeserved ’90s poontang

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Lean Cuisine Bow Tie Pasta & Chicken, Amstel Light, and the seven-year-old rotting remains of Tara Reid’s “love”

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Iron City beer, Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles, stripper cooch and Propecia

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Jägermeister, Scott Storch’s member, black pepper beef jerky and progesterone

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Wheat grass, water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink and Tender Vittles

[For 14’s artistic take on this natural beauty, click here]

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Innova Holisitic Dog Food, Snausages® Bacon and Cheese treats he sneaks on the side, a dash of his own poo, his owner’s crotch

 

K.J., a Yorkshire Terrier from Dallas, sat in the benching area after competing.

Idol, a Great Dane, waited in a holding area at Madison Square Garden before entering the ring.

Vikki the Toy Poodle and her handler Kaz Hosaka waited to …

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Virginia Slims, the not-so-delicate touch of a syringe, Urban Decay’s Pina Colada White Shimmer Lip Gloss and embalming fluid

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