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Rachael Ray has repeatedly denied divorce rumors, recently declaring: “John and I are happily, grotesquely, blissfully married.” So we asked body language expert Dr. Candy to analyze the pair’s interaction as they attended a charity event in NYC yesterday.

According to Dr. Candy, this lip-lock is a teensy bit strained. “It appears as though she’s thinking, ‘This asshole’s breath smells like another woman’s feet!’” surmises Dr. Candy.

Dr. Candy points out that these two share as much genuine chemistry as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. “Rachael is …