Archive for the ‘Blind Items’ Category

Filed under: April Fool's, Blind Items

Which overly optimistic, porous television star has traded in sea living for bathhouse debauchery? He picks up “Bubble Buddies” in a Chelsea steam room with his impressive ability to absorb liquids and shift shapes, and with his creative use of a necktie, but has turned off more than a few conquests with his dangerously sharp buck teeth and refusal to take off his socks.