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Hannah Montana totally needs to fire her publicist. Why would s/he let this girl hit the red carpet at the Teen Vogue party looking like this? Her mother should also be ashamed. Why would Mrs. Cyrus let 14-year-old Miley wear Maybelline’s Lipstick Shade No. 732: Hooker Red? I wasn’t allowed to wear hooker makeup — or solicit clients — until I was 16. Because that’s the kind of caring, protective woman my mom is.

On a related and equally sad note, my grandma’s mouth ALWAYS looks like this. …