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What I Think Her Breath Smells Like:  Brooke Hogan

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Jägermeister, Scott Storch’s member, black pepper beef jerky and progesterone


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Posted by Candy2February 26, 2008

Who Wore It Best:  Britney Spears Edition

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LEFT: Britney Spears going to dinner at Mastro’s Steakhouse after reuniting with her sons for the first time in more than a month

RIGHT: My old dorm room curtains after being reunited with a laundry machine for the first time in more than a year


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Posted by Candy2February 25, 2008

Who Wore It Best:  Nicole Kidman Edition

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LEFT: Nicole Kidman at The Golden Compass press conference in Tokyo

RIGHT: My niece Rylie getting ready for the Jackson Heights Children’s Halloween Parade


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Posted by Candy2February 21, 2008

What I Think Her Breath Smells Like:  Jocelyn Wildenstein

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Wheat grass, water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink and Tender Vittles

[For 14’s artistic take on this natural beauty, click here]


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Posted by Candy2February 21, 2008

What I Think Woofer’s Breath Smells Like

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Innova Holisitic Dog Food, Snausages® Bacon and Cheese treats he sneaks on the side, a dash of his own poo, his owner’s crotch

 

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K.J., a Yorkshire Terrier from Dallas, sat in the benching area after competing.

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Idol, a Great Dane, waited in a holding area at Madison Square Garden before entering the ring.

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Vikki the Toy Poodle and her handler Kaz Hosaka waited to …


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Posted by Candy2February 14, 2008

Who Wore It Best?

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LEFT: Brad Pitt at Santa Barbara Film Festival’s Tribute to Angelina Jolie

RIGHT: Boogie Nights’ Dirk Diggler on the hunt for all sorts of ‘blow’


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Posted by Candy2February 3, 2008