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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
Kelly Rowland has finally fessed up to getting breast implants, telling People that:
“I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2. That would look nuts.” One reason she did it was to fit into designer outfits: “This one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out! I put it on and I looked SO good! I’m so happy. I feel complete.”
Which part of this story is most unbelievable:
1) She …
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Filed under: Breath Smells Like...
Iron City beer, Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles, stripper cooch and Propecia
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Filed under: Conversations with Celebrity Body Parts
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Kate Hudson’s Ass at the Delano Hotel in Miami, where we chatted about defying gravity, working with Matthew McConaughey’s deodorant-free armpits and Japan emerging from its decade-long economic slump.
CANDY: Hello there. What’s up?
KATE HUDSON’S ASS: Me, apparently.
C: So I see! Where have you been hiding?
KHA: (ROLLS EYES) Under a bunch of oversized muumuus.
C: If you were mine, I would walk around in a thong all the time — and nothing else.
KHA: (LAUGHS) That’s exactly what Ryan Seacrest said to me.
C: How funny. Do you enjoy his show American Idol?
KHA: (SMILES) No, give me the Discovery Channel or a good Dostoevsky novel any day.
C: I heard you’re also quite an expert on the Japanese economy.
KHA: (SHRUGS MODESTLY) World economics is just something I dabble in. Although I really do think Japan’s transition to a more neutral monetary stance could be supported by greater clarity regarding the Bank of Japan’s medium-term inflationary goals. Which, in turn, would then facilitate a smooth adjustment of private sector interest rate expectations.
C: Yeah, I was just saying that the other day! Um, anyway… do you get along with Kate’s frequent co-star and friend Matthew McConaughey?
KHA: I read Dostoevsky. He thinks a Coke can pipe is modern art. What do you think?
C: Well, a Coke can does make — er, never mind. One last question: Team Heidi or Team Conrad?
KHA: It’s all Greek to me. (LAUGHS)
C: My girl crush on you just grew exponentially. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.
KHA: My pleasure.
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Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Susan Lucci at an ABC Daytime/Broadway Cares AIDS benefit in NYC
RIGHT: Cisco exploring his “RuPaul side” in Bargersville, Indiana
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Filed under: He Said, She Said
Welcome to He Said, She Said, a column in which Circus Hour’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity. We’re excited to welcome this month’s guest columnists, London Spears and Charlotte Richards (formerly Charlotte Sheen-Richards), who address inquiries using their hard-earned wisdom.
DEAR LONDON AND CHARLOTTE:
I haven’t seen the light of day in months. Help!
shiloh_joliepitt@gmail.com
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TO SHILOH_JOLIEPITT:
LONDON: You think that’s bad? When your mom forces you to wear a pink wig and dance on your hind legs to “Cry Me a River” over and …
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Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Claire Danes on the set of her new movie, Me and Orson Welles, on the Isle of Man
RIGHT: Flo telling Mel to “kiss her grits” in her apartment in Phoenix, Arizona
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Filed under: Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
Sylvester Stallone is doing what here?
1) Belatedly auditioning for the role of Pizza Delivery Boy in “I’m fu*king Ben Affleck“;
2) Responding to the request, “Raise your hand if you love Botox!”;
3) After unsuccessfully trying to smile, he is expressing joy by “raising the roof” instead:
4) Waiting for you to give him “your tired, your poor/your huddled masses…“;
5) None of the above. Sly is ______________.
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