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Holy Candy TV:  Paris Hilton Goes for Oscar Gold and Candy Interviews Jesus Cruise!

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Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news. This week’s highlights: Jessica Simpson’s broken schnoz; Paris Hilton’s new movie; and an exclusive Tom Cruise interview.


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Posted by Candy1August 21, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Britney’s Mom Rides the K-Fed Express & Candy Analyzes the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree!

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Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly(ish) video blog poking a bit of fun at celebrity and entertainment news.

Even more fun than a personal Matthew McConaughey bongo concert!

Okay, not more fun. But more. . . available.


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Posted by Candy1August 13, 2007

Holy Candy Scientific Exclusive:  The Jeter Herpes Tree!

Filed under: Celebrities

File this one under: Probably not true, but I’m going to run with it anyway because Jeter should have been a teensy bit nicer to my friends when we saw him in Cabo on New Year’s Eve of 2005. (Not that I hold a grudge or anything.)

It has been reported — via some blog via a former assistant to Jessica Alba’s ex Cash Warren — that she contracted Herpes from ex Derek Jeter.

Follow that? No? Then you’re REALLY going to have a tough time with my chart:

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Introducing the Derek Jeter …


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Posted by Candy1August 10, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Candy Investigates Lindsay’s Arrest, Catches Skank Overload & Jams to Bad ’90s Rap!

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Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly(ish) video blog poking a bit of fun at celebrity and entertainment news. Just click on the picture to play.

Week of 8/6/07 highlights: Investigating Lindsay’s arrest; analyzing Beyonce’s fall; and jamming to so-bad-it’s awesome ’90s rap.

(If you have any problems viewing this, check out the YouTube version here.)


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Posted by Candy1August 6, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Paula Abdul is as Sane as Ever, Mel Gibson Reveals His New PSA and Candy’s Prayers Are Answered!

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Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog skewering the latest celebrity and entertainment news.Week of 7/23/07 highlights: Anne Heche’s very mature divorce battle; Paula Abdul’s usual sane behavior; and Mel Gibson’s touching new public service announcement.


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Posted by Candy1July 23, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Candy Helps the Beckhams and Britney Spears’ Parenting Skills - Gasp! - Questioned!

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Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of 7/16/07 highlights: Someone calls Children’s Services about Britney Spears; Katie Couric slaps a staffer; Clay Aiken gets in a girl fight; and Candy imparts wisdom to the Beckhams about the American lifestyle.


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Posted by Candy1July 16, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Uncle Jesse Gets Hammered & Shar Jackson Pees on a Stick!

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This week’s highlights: Footage of a drunk, er.. “jet-lagged” John Stamos; Shar Jackson’s ON-CAMERA pregnancy test; and people’s opinion of post-prison Paris Hilton.


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Posted by Candy1July 2, 2007