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A Word with Raven Symone

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

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Um, Raven…? Methinks the hair is the least of your problems right now.


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Posted by Candy1March 13, 2008

Circus Hour TV:  Gilligan’s Mary Ann Goes to Pot!

Filed under: Sideshow Candy

“Sideshow Candy” is a video blog lampooning celebrity and entertainment news.

 

This week’s highlights: Mary Ann of Gilligan’s Island busted for marijuana possession; Michael Jackson busted for unemployment; and new commercial stars Fred and Sharon busted for being too damn awesome.


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Posted by Candy1March 13, 2008

But Where Will We Get Our Daily Dose of Delish?

Filed under: Rachael Ray, Television

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Rachael Ray may soon have more time to hawk her Gusto Grip 3-Piece Knife Set: Her syndicated daytime show, Rachael Ray, is likely getting axed at the end of her contract.

Don’t cry, people! Here, cheer yourself up with some delicious buffalo chicken chili macaroni!

A source told Page Six, “They are seriously talking about taking her off the air.”

Apparently, Rach’s ratings stink, her set is expensive and the average age of her viewers is (*GASP*!) 55 — and, as we all know, advertisers no longer want …


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Posted by Candy1March 13, 2008

The Latest in Effective Advertising:  Animal Necrophilia!

Filed under: Advertising

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“I’m a dirty, dirty bird.”

This lovely ad campaign is the brainchild of some marketing gurus in Thailand, who are hawking Rachachuros Meat Seasoning via Hustler-inspired photo spreads featuring the likes of “come hither” dead farm animals.

Tagline: “The Temptation of Taste.” Oooohhh, I’m tempted, baby!

Circus Hour sources say the advertising team decided not to run this particular ad in the States, believing it would be confused with the DVD sleeve for “1 Night in Paris.


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Posted by Candy1March 12, 2008

Holy Candy TV:  Sherri Shepherd Thinks the World is Flat; Heidi Montag Debuts New Song; and Britney Spears is Still Totally Sane!

Filed under: Sideshow Candy

Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

I know, I know… you’ve been DYING to know where the latest installment of Holy Candy TV has been (yes, I’m talking to you, Mom). Well, wonder no more, Mom — here it is!


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Posted by Candy1September 20, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Jerry Lewis Forgets His Meds; Miss Teen South Carolina Does Damage Control; and a Psychic Joins the Show!

Filed under: Sideshow Candy

Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of 9/07/07 highlights: Miss Teen South Carolina goes on the Today show; Britney Spears’ new song haunts Candy; Jerry Lewis drops the F-bomb during his annual telethon; and a “magnificent” character joins the show!


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Posted by Candy1September 7, 2007

Holy Candy TV:  Miss Teen South Carolina is a Genius and Dina Lohan is a Great Mom!

Filed under: Sideshow Candy

Holy Candy TV — the Gossip Gospel — is a weekly video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.

Week of 8/27/07 highlights: Miss Teen South Carolina imparts her vast knowledge of geography education and Dina Lohan shares her motherly wisdom with Candy.


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Posted by Candy1August 27, 2007