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Filed under: Beauty, Demi Moore
Demi Moore, whose perpetually youthful look has inspired talk of Botox addiction and knee lifts among catty observers, has tried to put the plastic surgery rumors to rest by sharing her beauty secret: “leech therapy.”
Um, suddenly, being injected with botulism doesn’t seem like such a terrible option.
“I feel like I’ve always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimize your health and healing,” she told David Letterman on his show. “I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy. These …
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Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Greetings from Amsterdam, everyone!
Instead of “Happy Easter,” be sure to wish friends and family a “Wiggle, Wiggle” this year.
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Filed under: Breath Smells Like...
Mai tais, Fruit Craze Chapstick and lots of undeserved ’90s poontang
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Filed under: Amy Winehouse
Drugs — they clearly do a body good!
[For more about Amy’s “Impetigo,” click here]
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Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Greetings from Dublin, everyone! Before I head out to party at the pubs, um… I mean, honor this most holy patron saint of Ireland, I present to you, Celebrities Who Look Like Leprechauns:
Tom Cruise wishes you a Happy St. Patty’s Day!
So does Seth Green…
And… so does this guy.
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Filed under: Advertising Parodies, Lindsay Lohan
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Filed under: Advertising
Leave it to the advertising folks who live Down Under to come up with a funny spot for a product for “down under” — a tampon commercial featuring a beaver. Of course, as humorous as it may be, it’s absolutely ridiculous. Like a beaver would ever need tampons, let alone buy them. Back to the drawing board for their market research team, I believe!
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