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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Rachael Ray
“I should’ve put some EVOO on my breasts to make them look extra yum-o!”
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Filed under: Pamela Anderson, Television
Pamela Anderson has officially entrenched herself among entertainment trailblazers, going where no man or woman has ever gone before by scoring her own reality show on E!.
The show, cleverly titled “Pamela,” is not billed as a reality series but as an infinitely different “docu-style series” and is produced by the makers of the acclaimed feature documentaries “The Eyes of Tammy Faye” and “Inside Deep Throat.”
“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” executive producer Randy Barbato said in a statement, likely because he was afraid he would be unable to …
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Filed under: Beyonce
As even the folks at the Abhayagiri Buddhist Monastery have heard by now, Beyoncé and longtime boyfriend Jay-Z got hitched on Friday. Only we have an exclusive look at a few of the wedding cards they’ve received from friends and family:
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Fashion
When you think of “good with children” and “fashionista,” who’s the first person that comes to mind?
Why, Britney Spears, of course!
This explains why Brit is reportedly in discussions to design a line of children’s clothing for Ed Hardy:
She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian [Audigier],” says an Ed Hardy representative, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.”
Only we have a sneak peek at the collection:
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Filed under: Fashion
In related news, diamond experts have updated the 4 Cs of Diamonds accordingly:
Carat
Cut
Clarity
Color
Plus the newest addition:
Crack
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, is thinking what in this picture?
1) Wow, it was totally worth selling my soul to the devil for this;
2) Is my wife getting ready to play the lead in Finding Nemo: The Live Action Version?;
3) Good! She doesn’t notice I’m taking a twenty out of her purse right now;
4) Why did that photographer just say I reminded her of her dirty uncle?;
5) None of the above. He’s thinking ______________.
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Filed under: Pop Culture
Bonus feature: Use the Miracle Jesus Spoon™ to stir your water, and it will it turn into wine!
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